Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

I have a nice piccie here
http://keeskennis.blogspot.com/2011/04/cock-up-mission.html
Almost as convincing

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KeesKennis : 4/1/11 5:40 PM

Rumor has it that the Obama government wants these signs removed or they’ll deny Washington state any more funds for interstate highways.

Washington allegedly replied it will secede rather than be intimidated as the signs are an expression of free speech paid for by a private citizen.

Could it be Obama uses extortion to silence critics despite the Constitution on which he professes to be an expert?

http://peregrine5700.wordpress.com/2010/08/15/obama-road-signs-northbound-on-i-5-near-chehalis-wa-88-miles-south-of-seattle/

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bocopro : 4/1/11 7:39 PM

Those road signs look fake - either photoshopped or small signs posed and photographed to make them seem larger.

And what's with those wires on the top? It makes them look like joke signs you would hang behind the patio bar.

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Anonymous : 4/2/11 5:10 AM

WTF!!!!

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Anonymous : 4/2/11 9:31 AM

The unicorn sequence at the end is absolutely classic.

Shame this will never run.

Brigadier Major Mike

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Anonymous : 4/2/11 11:44 AM

one would think it was April Fools or some such...
Right over their heads
RAK

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Anonymous : 4/2/11 11:47 AM

Yeah, RAK.
Slicker'n a new-oiled holster.

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DougM : 4/3/11 4:28 AM

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One of these guys must be an alien freak

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Imagine a Republican debate moderated by a network whose marquee commentators include Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O’Donnell and Ed Schultz. Seems like there could be an ideological clash? Not according to Politico’s John F. Harris.

Hugh Hewitt & Politico Editor-in-Chief John F. Harris

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Euthanasia anyone? Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2011 12:55:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

I used to be a big HH fan but when he gets EJ or Alder on, it's brown nose city-I heard that exchange, I think yesterday, and I was screaming at the radio-I had to turn it off.

The Politico guy is actually defending Brian Williams who was just on Leno defending President Training Wheels. But the worst part is HH letting these slimy bastards get away with it.

If our party had a lick of common sense, we wouldn't let anyone from the left dominated media within a mile of one of our debates. Can you, in your wildest imagination, ever think you'd see Sean Hannity or even Hugh Hewitt, who is an excellent interviewer when he puts his mind to it, moderate a Democrat Presidential debate?

Of course not so why do we get Williams or Ifell or any number of lefties. Oh yeah, I forgot, we're the stupid party.
MM

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Anonymous : 4/1/11 2:03 PM

Imagine a Republican debate moderated by a network [moonbats] …

This seems like a good idea to me. Nowadays, an essential element of an effective presidency is the ability to stomp barking moonbats. A Republican needs to draw 1st blood in any network interview, so let them show what they can do early in the campaign.

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Helly : 4/1/11 2:31 PM

Remember the fury with which Democrats reacted to the specter of FOX news conducting one of the 2008 debates? Absolute control of the entire process is a requirement when you're working off a script.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 4/1/11 2:55 PM

Was just about to post the same thing Helly said. Better to find out now who can deal with the liberal press and who can't.

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Anonymous : 4/1/11 3:38 PM

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Color What?

I am not making this up

What? There's not enough euphemisms for the V-word? And a V-word coloring book? This, ladies and gentlemen, may not be the cause of our current corrupted society, but it is a symptom. A gentleman, or women, will never discuss their private parts, and certainly not in mixed company. Even when being examined, by a doctor, hems and haws are expected, and proper (My, uh, you know- is dripping). (I do it here as an academic exercise)

Any guy who starts telling other guys jokes or tales that contain the word "vagina," instead of local acceptable argot, will be immediately hooted out ("ohhhh a va-gi- na"). Most any time a women talks about her vagina in front of a man, it's a flirt. If she uses the prefearble "my p___y" or " my c__t ," she's begging you. She will, however, have spent the day romping about "nude for world peace," or some crap. And she will have voted for Obama; so at-your-risk. You know I'm right, unless you're one of them pussies

Note: The above instruction applies only to chance meetings in elevators

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Color Me Embarrased Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2011 10:59:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (8) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

...so men will talk to them.

Casca

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Anonymous : 4/1/11 11:33 AM

Ah.... just the punch line. 'Otherwise there would be a bounty on 'em!'
Tim

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Anonymous : 4/1/11 12:48 PM

Why am I now thinking of the old joke wherin the doctor looks up the symptoms "looks awful, feels great?"

BlogDog

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Anonymous : 4/1/11 1:06 PM

With gums like that I can see why.

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USMC2841 : 4/1/11 1:25 PM

For the budding Georgia O'Keefe in all of us.

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clem : 4/1/11 2:03 PM

♪♫ ♫♪♫ Carry me back to ole Vir...Vi....Vagina??
Heck, I was thinking of the scenery up around Roanoke.
Oh Ba Well ba.

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JMcD : 4/1/11 5:48 PM

Sounds like Mr Froggy, eh? Reminds me of a certain, umm, episode. Suffice to say ladies, ain't nothing to stop a premature coitus like Mr Froggy.

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Alear : 4/2/11 1:25 AM

Gals with couth call it their "twilly".

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Anonymous : 4/2/11 5:13 AM

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Follow-up
Vac-U-Box

12 days and still soft isn't a tale of woe in this instance

A few weeks ago (rollover click) I reported on Vacu-Box. Some of the same bread is still contained, and still fresh and soft. FWIW. It's (cheap) stuff that works, and there ain't too much of that around.

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Vac-U-Box Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2011 09:21:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (7) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Your pumpernickel is reproducing at an alarming rate.

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USMC2841 : 4/1/11 9:54 AM

You got yours off of Woot, right?

Casca

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Anonymous : 4/1/11 10:29 AM

Wow.

I have to get one of these for the shop.

Some paints and stains (and casting resins, that sort of thing) must be stirred carefully, if at all, because they can get bubbles in them, which ruins the finish.

If they do get foamy, the best way to get rid of the bubbles is to, yes, put the stuff under a vacuum so the bubbles expand and pop.

I wonder if this thing generates enough of a vacuum to do that.

"The street finds its own uses for things" — William Gibson

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DJMoore : 4/1/11 10:46 AM

DJMoore - If not, the Food Saver surely will (use mason jars or available larger lids).

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Rodger the Real King of France : 4/1/11 11:08 AM

Aren't you worried about the cosmic environmental/health damage that these things can wreak?
Look, it's like antibiotics. Pretty soon vacuum-resistant microbes will be artificially selected-for in these things.
That means that Earth will no longer be insulated from the rest of the cosmos by the outer-space vacuum, so these microbes will be able to migrate to and infect other planets, thereby dashing any hope that mankind will eventually be able to colonize alien planets.
Clearly, we need some kind of vacuum ethics regulation and licensing, ideally under UN auspices.
I'm sure there's a thesis or a lucrative grant in this ... maybe even (dare I hope?) an Academy Award or a Nobel ... and a big-ass houseboat.

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DougM : 4/1/11 12:10 PM

Still not buying Rodg. Please let us know again in 2 months if that seal hasn't sprung a leak.

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Alear : 4/2/11 1:27 AM

Rollover click?

No workee.

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Anonymous : 4/2/11 5:18 AM

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The Ugly American

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Sigh Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2011 08:57:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Izzat one-a them 70,000 children all growed up? God thing we save them - they're good for somthing!

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curtislowe : 4/1/11 9:03 AM

Hey, it's not like she set him on fire. He was already burning.

CAsca

# posted by

Anonymous : 4/1/11 10:30 AM

Lesson: don't drink high-proof booze if you're gonna make a pass at a smoker lady.

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DougM : 4/1/11 12:14 PM

That left ankle is going to hurt like hell when the ganja wears off.

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Anonymous : 4/2/11 5:20 AM

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Today's Editorial: RE-BOOT

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Time to RE-BOOT Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 4/01/2011 08:27:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (6) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

I know sometimes that this solution seems to be the only solution. But isolation won't work, the contagion is too infectious.

What we must do is make the parasite so laughably incoherent that no one wants to contract it.

How you ask? We must take the same road Ayers et.al. took. Imagine the daunting task he faced and yet he knew that getting control of our children and filling their minds with pREgressive garbage would take many years but would have millions of zombies among us.

To begin, we must wrest control of K-12 away from the NEA. Eliminate the 10s of billions that the Dept/Education uses as a slush fund by eliminating this noxious cesspool.

And the stake through the nightmare of pREgressive
control are vouchers.

Us old coots won't see much of a change in our lifetimes but I'd die happy seeing the NEA on the ash heap of history.
MM

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Anonymous : 4/1/11 9:27 AM

^^^*standing ovation^^^^

e~C

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Anonymous : 4/1/11 10:31 AM

Fire all the teachers, and have women with children stay home and raise them. That includes teaching them to read. If you're too stupid to do it, then get a friend to help you. Yes, this will require that you be nice enough to a man that he will go out and hunt, or work or something, because you need him to do so.

Frozen dinners are illegal too.

Casca

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Anonymous : 4/1/11 10:36 AM

They then installed a new operating system, ArticlesOfConfederation 1.0
Eventually, they would move away from this typical Microsoft product and install Mac OS Constitution 1.0, and eventually ver. 1.27
However, some software-challenged jackasses want to move to an open-architecture system or even require that all processors run as peripherals to a central mainframe.

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DougM : 4/1/11 12:23 PM

I'll settle for one OS, as long as it's open source.

# posted by

clem : 4/1/11 2:02 PM

I propose a tripartite OS, with powers of impeachment. The occasional virus such as Alcee Hastings or William Jefferson shall sneak in. However, Gentlemen, our progeny wilslt never outlaw hanging. Am I right? Hurrah.

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Alear : 4/2/11 1:40 AM

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