Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

I assume this password is used by all cocksuckers to communicate.

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hellferbreakfast : 7/1/11 9:44 PM

So the surprise comes from the fact that there were no caps or numbers? -Anymouse

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Anonymous : 7/1/11 10:05 PM

Oh, look! There it is... the 2nd entry under "They are too busy fapping to defend their country"

Here's a counter scenario. A subscriber logged into his pron.com account and changed his email address and password so flag@government.gov would get a bunch of naughty promos in the email from not only pron.com but probably many many affliates.

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Fierce Guppy : 7/2/11 3:16 AM

Great follow-through fierce guppy

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Rodger the Real King of France : 7/2/11 7:17 AM

Typical computer luser password 'tarding.

Using the same password for all things ... porn websites, email, computer user accounts. Bad.

I'll bet you could have gotten pretty deep into the Whitehouse with that one password.

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Kristopher : 7/2/11 4:27 PM

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Mary Katharine Ham exposes the ugly truth about those job-killing ATMs

Labels: Satire, Stupid Obama

The ugly truth about those job-killing ATMs Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 7/01/2011 10:56:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (2) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

sounds about right.

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pdwalker : 7/1/11 11:32 AM

Beautiful.

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Jim - PRS : 7/1/11 4:36 PM

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Have you hugged a stranger today?

Labels: Fun Jesuitical

Have you hugged a stranger today? Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 7/01/2011 10:41:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (9) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

He's aroused, she's tweeting.
He wants to connect, she is connecting, but there is a disconnect.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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Anonymous : 7/1/11 12:05 PM

Boy, does that remind me of the good old days. I was young and fairly good looking and the girls were all perky and pretty. And there were no cell phones!! And, in those days I was hornier than a 3 peckered billy-goat. All gone....

Buzz D

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Anonymous : 7/1/11 12:58 PM

Dear QVC,

Just a note to let you know how much I love my "QVC Human Bra."

It's awesome. Like totally.

Sincerely,
Caca Forbrains

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Jim - PRS : 7/1/11 4:39 PM

Rodge, you really are an internet treasure. More than a thousand words in that pic.

Trevor

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Anonymous : 7/1/11 7:18 PM

Tony Bennett,Four Aces,Tony Martin,Eddie Calvert,Don Cornell,Bing Crosby,Gordon MacRae, and the guy in this picture.....All “Strangers In Paradise”

# posted by

JMcD : 7/1/11 7:34 PM

In cooler climates you have to do SOMETHING to keep your fingers and herself warm....

# posted by

TimO : 7/1/11 7:48 PM

How texting killed the 'reach around'

Film @ 11... on Cinemax

# posted by

Spin : 7/1/11 10:53 PM

Guess who. - Skyhawker, Doug

wv: "robjecks": herobjecks of my attention.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7/1/11 10:59 PM

If video killed the radio star, did texting kill the reach-around?

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Kim : 7/2/11 12:50 PM

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Because there's just not enough liberal bias
Mika: Morning Joe Being Pressured To Invite More Pro-Obama Flacks

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Jay Carney admits calling MSNBC yesterday to complain about Mark Halperin's crack [that we were first to report] that the President, at his Wednesday press conference, acted like a "d--k." Did the White House press secretary take the opportunity of his call to pressure the show to bring on more pro-Obama flacks?

The question arises because on today's show, Mika Brzezinski revealed that "we're getting hit a lot lately for not bringing on people who speak on behalf of the White House and really stick up for the President."

View video after the break.

Labels: Democrat Media Complex

This just in ... Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 7/01/2011 10:32:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Gubbmint pressuring The Press... hm... Wasn't there an Amendment about that... somewhere....

e~C

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Anonymous : 7/1/11 2:03 PM

Just what MSNBC needs: more democrat flacks. Jesus H. Christ!

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Jim - PRS : 7/1/11 4:41 PM

Drag some $100 bills thru Morning Joe's dressing room, no telling what will turn up on his show.

H/Comet

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Anonymous : 7/1/11 5:44 PM

90% of their guests are Demonrats and they still can't get anyone to say something nice about The Dick in Chief? Interesting...

Freddie Sykes

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Anonymous : 7/2/11 3:00 PM

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The In-Your-Face President
Obama Gives New Grant to ACORN;
Did He Violate Federal Law?

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The funding prohibition in Public Law 111-117 (PDF) applies specifically to HUD. It spells out in pretty clear terms that ACORN shouldn't be getting any government funding. Let's see just how clearly it spells it out:

    Division A - Section 418. None of the funds made available under this Act or any prior Act may be provided to the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN), or any of its affiliates, subsidiaries, or allied organizations. [p. 80 of PDF]

    Division B - Section 534. None of the funds made available under this Act may be distributed to the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) or its subsidiaries. [p. 125 of PDF]

    Division E - Section 511. None of the funds made available in this division or any other division in this Act may be distributed to the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) or its subsidiaries. [p. 279 of PDF]

Yet despite the ban, President Obama, who worked for ACORN as an employee and as the group's lawyer, found it in his heart to hand over $79,819 of your money to his thug friends at ACORN. [Full]

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Reason #178 not to reelect Obama, or better yet impach and remove him— He loses Secret Service protection 10 years after leaving offiice. I mean this as a cost saving measure.

Labels: ACORN, Impeach Obama Then Declare War On Him, Remove Obama

Two more reasons to impeach the Acorn Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 7/01/2011 10:02:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (2) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Personally, I thinking continuing Secret Service protection should be part of the election process. It's on the ballot each cycle, with the names of former Presidents. If it's voted out, you get an option: pay for your own certified protection, or live in a small compound in the middle of some God forsaken desert.

# posted by

Jess : 7/1/11 12:14 PM

Why should this law be any different than any other law he ignores?

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Skoonj : 7/1/11 12:16 PM

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Yoo-Hoo! Does the name "Silicon Valley" ring any bells?

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Last year, the U.S. Navy bought 59,000 microchips for use in everything from missiles to transponders and all of them turned out to be counterfeits from China.

Wired reports the chips weren’t only low-quality fakes, they had been made with a “back-door” and could have been remotely shut down at any time.

If left undiscovered the result could have rendered useless U.S. missiles and killed the signal from aircraft that tells everyone whether it’s friend or foe ... Business Insider via apostrophe

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This is filed in Democrats and War. What more can be said?

Labels: Democrats and War

Yellow Submarined Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 7/01/2011 09:26:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (6) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

"Siclicon?" Methinks "Silicon."

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Anonymous : 7/1/11 10:13 AM

Thanks. I was eating a Sicilian pizza while posting.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 7/1/11 11:00 AM

Isn't putting a back door in the chip a declaration of war? It would have to be the ChiCom Government doing it.

# posted by

18Echo : 7/1/11 11:58 AM

The Clinton-comm admin. gave them the technology. Treason has many faces.

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hellferbreakfast : 7/1/11 1:04 PM

Maybe because the military knows that Intel is back-dooring their chips as well. I heard that many years ago, so that we can sabotage the Chi-coms or any other commie bastidd when the war got hot.

Turing word: mogwor. Shouldn't that be wogwar?

# posted by

Alear : 7/1/11 1:19 PM

click the "more" link hellferbreakfast

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Rodger the Real King of France : 7/1/11 7:16 PM

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1969 Canada Dry - I'm embarrased

Labels: Mad Men Moment

What's that about a baloney pony? Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 7/01/2011 07:44:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (12) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Good Lord!

Those commercials are horrible!

(The soft drink is nice though)

# posted by

pdwalker : 7/1/11 8:28 AM

I remember 1969, it led into the '70s, the "Decade That Fashion Forgot!"

KellyFromMesquite

# posted by

Anonymous : 7/1/11 10:05 AM

Ginger Ale and Kix is real good, but not as good as Cheerios and R.C.Cola.

Best though is the "Breakfast Of Champignons".... Mushrooms and beer.

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JMcD : 7/1/11 10:08 AM

Canada Dry is hip and with it.

# posted by

Chuck Martel : 7/1/11 10:11 AM

JMcD wins the internets!
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

# posted by

Anonymous : 7/1/11 10:26 AM

When Air Canada landed a 767 in Gimli
with two flamed out engines, the company was re-named "Canada Dry"...

# posted by

Wabano : 7/1/11 10:27 AM

The Breakfast of Champions is a beer and a Percodan. If you're the champ, you're gonna NEED that the next morning. Think about it.

--Sapo Mal

# posted by

Anonymous : 7/1/11 11:00 AM

Anybody remember Canada Dry---Spur Cola?
I haven't seen it for about 60 plus years.
Don't even know if they still make it.... I thought it was a pretty good cola drink.updyngan

# posted by

JMcD : 7/1/11 1:34 PM

Dark Lowenbrau with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Brigadier Major Mike

# posted by

Anonymous : 7/1/11 1:57 PM

Did you see the "church key"???

Ahhhh, memories of a time before pop-tops.

I always had a church key on my key ring. . .

# posted by

MCPO Airdale : 7/1/11 3:40 PM

Embarrassed, Rodge?
Why? Was that you in the red & white striped bellbottoms?

# posted by

DougM : 7/1/11 5:17 PM

Ah yes.
The no bra decade.

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Skip : 7/2/11 1:16 AM

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No panic yet, but real fear
Wes Pruden refers to the Democrats; The electorate is all panic and scared to death.

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Mr. Obama has dropped his trademark professorial approach to the bully pulpit, his long and convoluted sentences that loop, twist and turn in search of something to say.

He’s serving up plainer speech. His aides explain that he has been studying Ronald Reagan for tips on how to better communicate, forgetting that the good-natured Great Communicator actually had something cheerful to communicate. This week ... he sounded less like the Gipper and more like Jimmy Carter turning to little Amy for advice on how to deal with the threat of “nukular” war.

Bill Clinton, who is no longer president except in his own mind, suggests that the solution to the budget dilemma is to agree to both cut spending and raise taxes, but not actually do either one. “What I’d like to see them do is agree on the outlines of a 10-year plan and agree not to start either [raising taxes] or the spending cuts until we’ve go this recovery underway,” Bubba told ABC News in Chicago, where he is holding forth at something called the “Clinton Global Initiative.” Finally, a plan—promising something and then not delivering—any politician could master.

WesPruden

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Labels: B. Hussein Obama

Who's not panicked over Obama 2? Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 7/01/2011 07:40:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

I would like to note that Carter's pronunciation of "nuclear" was even worse than Bush's fairly common "nukular." Cartersaid it as something like "nookier." But he was another Democrat sooper jeenyus!

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BlogDog : 7/1/11 9:20 AM

DEAD HORSE BEATING WARNING

The man is an empty suit. Whatever quickness of mind allowed him to gandy dance through the affirmative action pipeline is useless coupled with his lazy intellect, and aversion to anything that smells like real work. Hoops, golf, lavish dinners, and vacations exhaust his capacity for industry, so he throws his one girly punch. If he ever gets in the ring with a real fighter, he's done.

Casca

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Anonymous : 7/1/11 9:58 AM

Casca - Well said!
agree not to start either ... this recovery underway
Means kick the can down the road until we're out of office and let the next guy deal with it.
Only bright spot is that Congresscritters want to serve for life, ergo the "next guy" is still them, so they may cast dirty looks Bubba's ay.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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Anonymous : 7/1/11 10:31 AM

All the Obama's moves and that of his administration seems to be trying to hold things together until the elections. Trying to hold off the Holder fiasco. The economy and a host of other mess ups.
Kind of reminds me of an old book title joke, "Fifty Yards to the Outhouse" by Willy Makeit, illustrated by Betty Wont.

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toadold : 7/1/11 8:07 PM

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