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BOB III
Yes
moms, an easily bored public no longer pay attention to your Baby-On-Board
reminder to drivers— "Please Don't Plough Into Me; BABY IS
ON BOARD" sign. As a result, death and injury
levels skyrocketed. The poorly received BOB
II
did naught to lower vehicular manslaughter rates (except in Pierre,
SD). In fact, insurance companies report BOB II may have
resulted in some mothers being pummeled
by drivers angered by the perceived insensitivity and
brutality. They
shan't easily ignore BOB III; and there is no blood displayed to raise
hackles.
Design was overseen by Secretary of Health and Human
Services Kathleen Sebelius. She wants to make them
mandatory, with severe penalties for use by drivers with no
actual baby on board.
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BOB II
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I'm pretty sure BoBIII would get you arrested in Texas...or get the living crap beat out of you. Huh, probably both at the same time.
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ReplyDeleteI LOVE IT! I want one. My youngest is 25, but I'd fly one of those!
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