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Washed-up
shrew and ex-Speaker Nancy Pelosi is back making news. First time
since guaranteeing her Democrats would keep control of the House
in
2010. Ahem. And WOW! It appears she's trying to keep
the Republican Party
from doing itself harm— by nominating the wrong person!
Someone
unelectable. After Newt's surprising win in the South Carolina
primary, Pelosi adamantly
stated:
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He's
not going to be President of the United States. That's not going to
happen. Let me just make my prediction and stand by it, it isn't going
to happen. There is something I know. The Republicans, if they choose
to nominate him that's their prerogative. I don't even think that's
going to happen.
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Like you, I'm wondering what she
could possibly know about Newt that could be so damaging?
Just off the top of my head, I offer these five possibilities.
She knows that ...
- .... a 19-year-old English woman said Newt
sexually assaulted (raped) her after she met him at a pub near the
Oxford University in 1969
- .... in 1978 Newt raped
another woman in an Arkansas hotel room
- .... far from being the college professor
he claims to have been, Newt
won't release any document that proves he
even graduated from kindergarten
- .... Speaker, Newt "earmarked "
funds that enriched his wife.
- .... In 1996, Speaker Newt
certified Bob Dole (as a presidential candidate) in spite of the
fact
that the Kansas Republican Party refused to certify him, thus
committing fraud.
Let's hope it's none of those things. Nobody could possibly
overcome such scandal. No Republican anyway.
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Go ahead Newt. The blow dryer looks like it could use a bath.
ReplyDeleteNewtron, hows come youse dye your head hair just in the back? Hows come youse got a bald spot? I woulda figgered that you'd jump in the tub with Nancie, cause I heard you would jump anything with boobs?
ReplyDeleteBuzz D.
When did we start serving domestic draft beer in the club?
ReplyDeleteCasca
The only thing she can say that would stop me from voting for Gingrich is that he slept with Pelosi.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that would stop me. I'd think it was due to a grudge.
ReplyDelete...and that there were several bags involved.
ReplyDeleteCasca
well, they did spend some time together on a couch...
ReplyDeletemvc2kc
Re: item #5
ReplyDeleteYou actually meant "treason," right?
Why isn't anyone curious as to how Sweet Nan got Newtie to sit on that sofa with her and make a complete ass of himself?
ReplyDeleteYou can bet she gave him more than a quick look at her Depends.