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Saturday, January 07, 2012

So, Palestinian walks into a Deli

Sigh
It is written—

 
The Israelis and the Palestinians decided to come to a peace agreement and sat down to talk. Before the negotiations began, the Israeli representative asked if he could tell a short story from the Torah. The Palestinian representative gave no objection, so the Israeli began:
"One day while the Israelites were travelling the desert for 40 years, Moses and the other Israelites decided to go for a swim in a local river. It was very hot so they all took off their clothes to go for a dip. When he got out of the river, Moses was shocked to find that his clothes had been stolen. A little boy told him that he had seen the thief. It was a Palestinian

"Wait!" The Palestinian representative interrupted, "There were no Palestinians in the time of Moses. This story is preposterous!"

"Well now," Replied the Israeli representative, "Now that we've got that problem cleared up... may we begin with the negotiations?"

Say Amen

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    Tim

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6 comments:

  1. LindaSoG1/8/12, 8:33 AM

    *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*

    yup. *nods* and... *winks*

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  2. Pawpaw1/8/12, 9:31 AM

    Stole your Italian beef recipe. Couldn't help myself, it looked magnificent. Awoke this morning to a wonderful slow cooker full of yummy.

    http://www.pawpawshouse.blogspot.com/2012/01/rodgers-italian-beef.html

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  3. DougM1/8/12, 10:30 AM

    *heh*
    But since Moses died before reaching the promised land, perhaps Mrs Moses got really, really fed up with his I'm-not-lost thing.
    Y'know ... it occurs to me, if the Palestinians called themselves Canaanites, they'd have a lot better case.

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  4. Rodger the Real King of France1/8/12, 11:02 AM

    OMG The SOG was released by the Taliban!

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  5. Anonymous1/8/12, 11:57 AM

    DougM, I vote we call them Philistines.

    Freddie Sykes

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  6. LindaF1/9/12, 7:27 AM

    I didn't see that coming - great story.

    It seems that science may confirm the idea that Conservatives and Liberals are different

    http://rau.3littlefoxes.com/?p=229

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