A $60 Bidet

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets The Shiney-Hiney

“ ” I bought this last week from Sellout Woot.  It was $59.95 with free shipping and no tax. It arrived two days after order, and I had it installed and percolating in less than 30 minutes.  It appears to be very sturdy, and is simple as 1-2-3 to use. Which is important.  This was my first experience with a bidet, and  had only an idea of what to expect.  The reasons I bought it are, in order: It's a gadget It will give me the cleanest nether region in the land It will save money (I haven't used so much as a square of TP since the first "white glove" inspection passed muster). If I ever break both arms, or become infirm, I won't have to call the neighbors over for help to, you know. As you can see, Brondell sells several models that cost up to $600.  Speaking for myself, there are no additional features on any that interest me.  I'm at the point where I want my appliances with one switch.  On.  Off.  The portable Shiney-Hiney (as I will call it) pretty much fits that description. and it works swell.  I know what you're thinking.  "Rodge, is the spray powerful enough to handle a manly man?  Let me tell you, at full strength you can etch designs on your sphincter,  if that's something that appeals to you.  It's the best thing I've bought since the George Foreman grill. You're welcome