scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Hope I'm not too late: • Uh, Mr President, that leather trench coat still has Gestapo insignia on it. • Yes, Mr President, that official flight jacket is a nice present from your wife, but the name patch has Col Thompson's name and wings on it. Col Thompson is the Air Force Two aircraft commander, and he reported his jacket missing after her last trip. • Uh, Mr President, the General, here, has been asked to brief you on the morale issues that result from your openly rooting for our enemies. • Uh, Mr President, zombies are not real. • Uh, Mr President, a Lieutenant General outranks a Major General. We know that's confusing, but it's kind'a traditional, so we recommend against switching 'em around. • Uh, Mr President, civilian control of the military applies to POTUS and SECDEF, not to just any civilian, even if they are old friends from Chicago. • Uh, Mr President, could you zip-up your jacket, please? I think the Ché T-shirt upsets the General. • Uh, Mr President, we don't wear medals with our flight jackets, not even a Nobel Peace Prize. • Uh, Mr President, we feel that commissioning illegal aliens is a bad idea, even if you do call them undocumented military officers. • Uh, Mr President, are you suuure that reparations promotions are a good idea? • Uh, no, Mr President, we are not being racist. He's a known enemy agent. (and finally) • No, Mr President, we are not proposing a coup d'état, we are investigating one.
Pleather desert uniforms? Brilliant idea Mr. President.
ReplyDeleteI follow all that, but what are these things you keep referring to as "the enemy"?
ReplyDeletej_c_
Okay, here is my plan: We back Pakistan and the Taliban and we attack India!
ReplyDeleteCan't you have Michelle take of that for you at home?
ReplyDeleteLook, I'm playing with myself.
ReplyDeleteHave we tried singing Kum ba yah?
ReplyDeletej_c_
So... You're saying if I roll over on soros and the dems who created my false identity I can avoid a firing squad?
ReplyDeleteHope I'm not too late:
ReplyDelete• Uh, Mr President, that leather trench coat still has Gestapo insignia on it.
• Yes, Mr President, that official flight jacket is a nice present from your wife, but the name patch has Col Thompson's name and wings on it. Col Thompson is the Air Force Two aircraft commander, and he reported his jacket missing after her last trip.
• Uh, Mr President, the General, here, has been asked to brief you on the morale issues that result from your openly rooting for our enemies.
• Uh, Mr President, zombies are not real.
• Uh, Mr President, a Lieutenant General outranks a Major General. We know that's confusing, but it's kind'a traditional, so we recommend against switching 'em around.
• Uh, Mr President, civilian control of the military applies to POTUS and SECDEF, not to just any civilian, even if they are old friends from Chicago.
• Uh, Mr President, could you zip-up your jacket, please? I think the Ché T-shirt upsets the General.
• Uh, Mr President, we don't wear medals with our flight jackets, not even a Nobel Peace Prize.
• Uh, Mr President, we feel that commissioning illegal aliens is a bad idea, even if you do call them undocumented military officers.
• Uh, Mr President, are you suuure that reparations promotions are a good idea?
• Uh, no, Mr President, we are not being racist. He's a known enemy agent.
(and finally)
• No, Mr President, we are not proposing a coup d'état, we are investigating one.
You heard what I said, General. Kneel before Zod!
ReplyDeleteWe need to hurry. Oprah is on in 5 minutes.
ReplyDeleteI have a cigar for one of you.
ReplyDelete"And what, Sir, would be our objective in invading the House of Lagerfeld?"
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