scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Phil's wife loses her keys?
BEAT MY CAPTION!
Win
fame
Hey Phil,
You're wife is waiting
for you. Looks like she
lost something.
"Who ever thought a jet would fly into one of the towers?"
ReplyDeleteCasca
She's just hob knobing with the rich and infamous.
ReplyDeleteIt was a simple task. Phil told her to tip the driver. And she blew it.
ReplyDeleteTim
Tim - I like your chances here.
ReplyDeleteAnd as a fringe benefit they got the best view of the submarine races.
ReplyDeleteWow, even from up here Rosie's ass is HUGE!
ReplyDelete"Oh, great. Michelle Obama streaking down the street in broad daylight? Now nobody's gonna want to eat for MONTHS."
ReplyDeleteThe corks, they don't pop they ownselves. Need some Impetus.
ReplyDelete"Nope.
ReplyDelete"Not my car."
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The galley crew of Air Force One anxiously awaits the arrival of Obama.
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ReplyDeletethat hat on the dude in the bug looks suspiciously like the one that Teh Won is wearing in that famous picture of him having a toke... just sayin'
ReplyDeleteOccupy Ball Street.
ReplyDeleteThe good old days when Greece really knew what it takes to get money from the Germans.
ReplyDeleteHey, looks like Barry got a new hat.
ReplyDelete"You're?"
ReplyDelete(sorry I'm late)
ReplyDelete• The students in Waitering 101 always took a break when the students in Waitressing 101 did morning calisthenics.
• During the Wall Street Crash, Ernestos had a great view of a brokerage house ledge.
• Waiter disguise is taught in sniper school.
• The waiters started a new tradition:
roll-call, then a water-balloon toss at #Occupy.
• This test proved conclusively that champagne bottles worked better than wine bottles against a motorcade.
• After all, it's not every day that Chas Lindberg gets a ticker-tape parade.