scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Wait ... she's Jewish, so change the "u" to "o." On the back print: "Unless he's a doctor." (What? Oh, right.) Sorry, this should go with the post above.
Heh, RetRsvMike made me chuckle twice: first puzzling out what he meant, then reading his second post splaining it. DougM, you really should be writing for a sitcom: I've seen a coupla the newer shows, and you'd own those hacks.
Alear, Nah, there's a big difference between "comedy writer" and "wiseass." The latter is waay easier, but the salary sucks.
It's kind'a like Woody Allen in "What's New, Pussycat?" Michael: Did you get a job? Victor: Yes, I got something at the strip-tease, I help the girls dress and undress. Michael: Nice job. Victor: Twenty Francs a week. Michael: Not very much. Victor: It's all I could afford.
the ink must have smudged at the end... can't see the letters "..yle"
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editor: pls pls add the letter "t" to that last joke.
ReplyDeletejoke makes more sense if i had actually spelled out dogstyle.
thx!
RetRsvMike
okay mike
ReplyDeletethe ink must have smudged at the end... can't see the letters "..ylet"
I love those puppies doesn't that count?
ReplyDeleteWait ... she's Jewish, so change the "u" to "o."
ReplyDeleteOn the back print: "Unless he's a doctor."
(What? Oh, right.)
Sorry, this should go with the post above.
Heh, RetRsvMike made me chuckle twice: first puzzling out what he meant, then reading his second post splaining it. DougM, you really should be writing for a sitcom: I've seen a coupla the newer shows, and you'd own those hacks.
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ReplyDeleteNah, there's a big difference between "comedy writer" and "wiseass."
The latter is waay easier, but the salary sucks.
It's kind'a like Woody Allen in "What's New, Pussycat?"
Michael: Did you get a job?
Victor: Yes, I got something at the strip-tease, I help the girls dress and undress.
Michael: Nice job.
Victor: Twenty Francs a week.
Michael: Not very much.
Victor: It's all I could afford.
Suprised nobody mentioned the TOTALLY UNBELIVEABLE LACK OF A ROLLOVER. Or how totally great that rack is..
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Yeah nice rack but you can bet that someone somewhere has had enough of her bs...
ReplyDeleteYep gotta put up with the bs but for that rack it might be worth it.
ReplyDeleteOr not...x