See? That's what happens when you ban plastic bags.
I just new it would eventually come to this.
Damn you, Elvis, and your gyrating hips! See what you've done to our children?!
(What? Well, it's safer to blame stuff on dead guys.)
 

She's pretty.
 

What was it suspicious of? And how did they know the bag even had feelings? Most of the bags I know are inanimate objects.
 

She's welcome to tell me about suspicious bags any ol' time.
Col. Whiskey