scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
The Japanese are really a sex crazed bunch. That's got to be a sex toy of sorts. I'm guessing one of those is advertized as the "Munchy Moochelle Lip Service". Bet me?
I remember when the Nips were inventing things like...oh wait they don't really invent as much as they "improve". Here's an improvement for your beer bottle:
The Japanese aren't sex crazed. In fact, they're having such problems with it that their demographics are about to take a dramatic downward turn, as they are considerably below replacement level births.
In other words, by 2060, there won't be enough young people to pay for their version of social security.
You're talking breeding and I'm talking blowjobs. Really weird blowjobs. To the best of my knowledge deviant sex and low birth rates go hand in hand. Have you ever seen pictures of the Japanese Penis Festival?
Rodge, I've got a German business counterpart that is fluent in Japanese and I'm working up the nerve to send that ad to him. I'll let you know if anything comes of it. I think there's enough beer left in the fridge to get the job done.
Tip of the iceberg, gentlemen. Check out jlist.com which imports Japanese products and search on Tenga which makes artificial vaginas called ONAHOLES. What's truley weird is how many of them are advertised as belonging to anime girls. Fake vaginas of fake girls. If that isn't creepy enough read some of the scenarios of their dating simulation computer games. Hilarious, but very very odd people. jim
With his typical dry German humor my counterpart replies:
According to our partners in Japan, this product is sold in Japan. But, they also do not know exactly the purpose. According to the advertisement it seems that this is a product to make a beautiful face by building up or strengthening muscles on the face. I ask your understanding, that I am not able to translate you such a nonsense more in detail. I recommend to buy it and to look on your face after 6 months…….. Maybe it helps …..
WTF?
ReplyDeleteFor people who want to look like Tina Turner...
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of those wax lips they used to sell in the corner store, except the lips look like Angelina Jolie's.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. I just had a marketing idea. I guess I need to call Angelina's agent.
Uhm, okay, but why the bath tub?
ReplyDeleteNo Hello Kitty ?!?
ReplyDeleteThe Japanese are really a sex crazed bunch. That's got to be a sex toy of sorts. I'm guessing one of those is advertized as the "Munchy Moochelle Lip Service". Bet me?
ReplyDeleteDid you do the rollover I-RIGHT-I ?
ReplyDeleteOf course, that's what gave me the idea. Why do you think she's got the damn thing in her mouth? Note the sleeve that extends past the teeth.
ReplyDeleteMoochelle love you long time.
I remember when the Nips were inventing things like...oh wait they don't really invent as much as they "improve". Here's an improvement for your beer bottle:
ReplyDeletehttp://thechive.com/2011/06/01/the-creepiest-invention-ever-i-think-11-photos/
The Japanese aren't sex crazed. In fact, they're having such problems with it that their demographics are about to take a dramatic downward turn, as they are considerably below replacement level births.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, by 2060, there won't be enough young people to pay for their version of social security.
You're talking breeding and I'm talking blowjobs. Really weird blowjobs. To the best of my knowledge deviant sex and low birth rates go hand in hand.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen pictures of the Japanese Penis Festival?
Rodge, I've got a German business counterpart that is fluent in Japanese and I'm working up the nerve to send that ad to him. I'll let you know if anything comes of it. I think there's enough beer left in the fridge to get the job done.
Here's a more comprehensive
ReplyDeleteversion to send him (her).
I would have not guessed that one.
ReplyDeleteTip of the iceberg, gentlemen. Check out jlist.com which imports Japanese products and search on Tenga which makes artificial vaginas called ONAHOLES. What's truley weird is how many of them are advertised as belonging to anime girls. Fake vaginas of fake girls. If that isn't creepy enough read some of the scenarios of their dating simulation computer games. Hilarious, but very very odd people.
ReplyDeletejim
With his typical dry German humor my counterpart replies:
ReplyDeleteAccording to our partners in Japan, this product is sold in Japan.
But, they also do not know exactly the purpose. According to the advertisement it seems that this is a product to make a beautiful face by building up or strengthening muscles on the face.
I ask your understanding, that I am not able to translate you such a nonsense more in detail.
I recommend to buy it and to look on your face after 6 months……..
Maybe it helps …..
He reminds me of Capt. Klink but with more hair.