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Sunday, March 04, 2012
Four Things You Didn't Know
Stuff
You Didn't Know
(if you went to school
before 1970)
And don't forget, now's the time to change the winter air out of your tires and put in the summer air. If you don't do this by Mar 21, your tires will overexpand from the rising temps and explode. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I cut the ground prong off the cord on my microwave and turned the plug upside down. Now the electricity runs through backwards and you can chill a sixpack in 2 minutes. Tim
What a load of ... • You connect the leads on a coiled extension cord so the electrons don't drip out and cause dangerous static build up in your carpets. • Potatoes don't have seeds. You grow 'em by hangin' 'em part way into a glass of water. • The Earth is not tilted on it's axis. Earth's axis is tilted with respect to the plane of the ecliptic ... which has sagged over the four millennia since Creation. • Okay, the last one is pretty-much true. It's how Obama, Sr. lost his legs. I have the definitely-not-PhotoShopped copy of the records around here somewhere. But Barry didn't go to the USMA, it was Ulanda's Academy for Spoiled Hawaiian Boys.
I, Uh... What?
ReplyDeleteThanks Boss , that explains the disappearance of my extension cords . ; ) > SMIBSID
ReplyDeleteWTF did this stuff come from?? I mean, the Chinese tilt makes sense, but the rest...??
ReplyDeleteI really wish you hadn't defiled COL Howard's picture that way.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget, now's the time to change the winter air out of your tires and put in the summer air. If you don't do this by Mar 21, your tires will overexpand from the rising temps and explode.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I cut the ground prong off the cord on my microwave and turned the plug upside down. Now the electricity runs through backwards and you can chill a sixpack in 2 minutes.
ReplyDeleteTim
What a load of ...
ReplyDelete• You connect the leads on a coiled extension cord so the electrons don't drip out and cause dangerous static build up in your carpets.
• Potatoes don't have seeds. You grow 'em by hangin' 'em part way into a glass of water.
• The Earth is not tilted on it's axis. Earth's axis is tilted with respect to the plane of the ecliptic ... which has sagged over the four millennia since Creation.
• Okay, the last one is pretty-much true. It's how Obama, Sr. lost his legs. I have the definitely-not-PhotoShopped copy of the records around here somewhere. But Barry didn't go to the USMA, it was Ulanda's Academy for Spoiled Hawaiian Boys.
"I really wish you hadn't defiled COL Howard's picture that way."
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't Col Howard's picture until just now, was it?
Tim, you fucking sailors are like geniuses or something.
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I'm with ya Snackeater.
ReplyDeleteDe Oppresso Liber!
Keep a close tab on the expiration date of your M&M's. Miss it, and they'll melt in your hand.
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