scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Friday, March 30, 2012
Hide the Salami WTF?
BEAT MY CAPTION!
Win
fame
Fred clearly misunderstood how to play
"Hide the Salami"
• Here at the Muslim Gynecology Center... • I know you set it on "vibrate," but maybe it's for me. • Either you have an extra-large clitoris, or... OMG! • Geeze! How much safer can it be? • Oh, yes, an A. I promise. • When I said, "double bagger," I meant two layers over the face. • What are you whining about? You complained that the stethoscope was too cold, so I'm warmin' it up. • But "playing doctor" is always about gynecology, eventually. • ...and then Costello sliiides into third base.
TSA has "taken the gloves off" in its never-ending quest to locate contraband.
ReplyDeleteAngus
I don't think that's how you take a pulse...
ReplyDeleteWhile Kim took a nap, Fred continued to search for his Rolex.
ReplyDeleteYou are right! That is as soft as a beaver's pelt!
ReplyDeleteI'm just checking your bio-rhythms, Maam.
ReplyDeleteI'll have that dangling thread cut off your hem in a jiffy, Miss!
ReplyDeleteDan
Well you see Mary one time in Bangkok I had a date and well since then I trust but verify.
ReplyDeleteahhh, I found it . . . . the fountain of youth!
ReplyDeleteGeo
I'm pretty sure Kim's legs aren't that nice , and I KNOW KIM WOULD HAVE SHOT HIM BY NOW ! ; ) > smibsid
ReplyDeleteIf I can find my keys, we'll drive out of here.
ReplyDeleteshe says, "okay, now clap.."
ReplyDeletehe says, "..but i can't!!"
she says, "see, i told you it was tight!"
RetRsvMike
• Here at the Muslim Gynecology Center...
ReplyDelete• I know you set it on "vibrate," but maybe it's for me.
• Either you have an extra-large clitoris, or... OMG!
• Geeze! How much safer can it be?
• Oh, yes, an A. I promise.
• When I said, "double bagger," I meant two layers over the face.
• What are you whining about? You complained that the stethoscope was too cold, so I'm warmin' it up.
• But "playing doctor" is always about gynecology, eventually.
• ...and then Costello sliiides into third base.