scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Monday, March 05, 2012
I nub nou
BEAT MY CAPTION!
Almost,
but not quite winner
"Best phone sex ever" - Cactus Mark
Rodge, now that there's funny. No way I can top that. However, in the words of Serenity's Shepherd Book (Our Mrs Reynolds" episode), "[Y]ou're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. ... A special place."
Wait the reception is bad...so i just keep rubbing this until...WHAT?!?!
ReplyDelete-bfhogues
ICBM forward controller... not a good career choice.
ReplyDeleteCasca
You'll smoke a turd in purgatory for that one King!
ReplyDeleteTim
Ha! You think?
ReplyDeleteRodge, now that there's funny.
ReplyDeleteNo way I can top that.
However, in the words of Serenity's Shepherd Book (Our Mrs Reynolds" episode), "[Y]ou're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. ... A special place."
I slipped and am stuck on a hurdle. Please bring butter.
ReplyDeleteDelhi had the most powerful break Clara had ever seen. She resolved never to play pool with him again.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Worst phone sex ever.
ReplyDeleteClap, clap, clap, well done, Mark.
ReplyDeleteCasca
I lied. There's no watermelon at the finish line.
ReplyDeletePoor taste, apologies all around.
JF
"Yes, baby. I'm stroking it as hard as I can!!"
ReplyDelete"No, I don't have time to look at a picture of your dick right now!"
ReplyDeleteKim
What do you mean there's supposed to be two balls, I could only find one.
ReplyDeleteThe magic eight ball says, "Don't count on it."
ReplyDelete"I'm at the Delhi and they don't have potato salad!"
Well done Cactus Mark - you almost beat the king.
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