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Friday, March 09, 2012

Job Testing


How Tim W came to be a pilot



Res Ipsa Loquitur

.One of the questions from the career placement test given college student applicants for a military commission.
 
"Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect"
 
Those who answered "spine" went to medical school...the rest went to pilot training.



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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous3/9/12, 8:02 PM

    Cool I get to be a pilot then??


    Dien Cai Dau

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  2. Jim - PRS3/9/12, 8:26 PM

    Da wild blue yonda for me.

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  3. Anonymous3/9/12, 9:53 PM

    Pilot? I thought he said pirate.

    Casca

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  4. DougM3/9/12, 11:22 PM

    Hunh ...
    Wonder where SNIPE gets you sent?
    Into the PINES with a rifle, I expect.

    Oh, and there's this old'n:
    • Millie, what part of a man's body expands to seven times its normal size when stimulated?
    • *tehee* I don't know, teacher. The, uhm, penis?
    • No, the eye's pupil. You're in for a big disappointment in life, Millie.

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  5. Ole Phat Stu3/10/12, 1:17 AM

    And come half-way down your legs? Why, your PNIES of course (the P is silent, an in pbath ;-)

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  6. Ole Phat Stu3/10/12, 1:18 AM

    AS in bath, goddamn typo!

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  7. Anonymous3/10/12, 8:41 AM

    It was funnier with the typo, Stu.\--Skyhawker, Doug

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