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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Walgreen's Answer to Sandra Flukes Burden

Perfect Artificial Vaginas
Get it at Walgreen's!


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Get One At Walgreens

One wonders— will Obama mandate Obamacare coverage?  It would certainly reduce the burden Sandra Fluke has taken on. 
 
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15 comments:

  1. Jess3/22/12, 1:39 PM

    If I order on of those and dye my hair, I can apply for Secretary of Homeland Security.

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  2. george3/22/12, 1:48 PM

    Yes Jess but the carpet must match the drapes.

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  3. Anonymous3/22/12, 2:02 PM

    I always thought that she/it looked like Ralph Wiggum.

    Casca

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  4. Cracker Barrel Philosopher3/22/12, 2:34 PM

    Sandra Fluke (pronounced "fluck") demands equal sex toys for women and free batteries!

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  5. DougM3/22/12, 2:54 PM

    • Somebody's gonna market one named The Fluke©.
    I mean, before I do.
    • Then, there's an opportunity to pair it up with a dildo named... wait for it... the Jack&Jill©.
    • Or you could integrate one with a vibrator and name it the JackRabbit©.

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  6. molonlabe283/22/12, 3:05 PM

    I never thought I would live to see the day when I can find a vagina without a mouth.

    I'm liking it already.

    But I will leave it to Rodge to Beta test it and post a product review.

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  7. renojim3/22/12, 3:07 PM

    $77.00? SHEESH! I can get real vagina for $45.00!

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  8. Cheesy3/22/12, 3:21 PM

    "Beat a path" was a LOL choice of words...

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  9. Ole Phat Stu3/22/12, 6:20 PM

    Fleshlights cost €50 and up here in Germany; Mrs.Palm and her 5 daughters are free, despite pTerry's ads ;-)

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  10. Anonymous3/22/12, 7:20 PM

    I'm not trying to be cute, but all vaginas look menacing to me. Well, at least dangerously confusing. True story, I thought my girlfriend's (flappy) labia was her clitoris, and spent foreplay time flapping it about. I am not making that up. I was 25 years old!

    Alan from Omaha

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  11. Anonymous3/23/12, 2:22 AM

    More from Walgreens

    "The Tenga Flip Hole Black provides a tighter interior sleeve for a noticibly different feel from the Flip Hole White."

    They have met my girlfriend and my wife !?!?!?

    CF in CO

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  12. Anonymous3/23/12, 2:40 AM

    Why is it so short?
    GrinfilledCelt

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  13. Anonymous3/23/12, 9:12 AM

    ...and narrow? Is it expandable?
    MM

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  14. drew4583/23/12, 9:26 AM

    Rodge, I'm amazed you didn't post the YouTube video. Sure, it's in Japanese, but so what?

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  15. DougM3/23/12, 9:44 PM

    I wonder if these are made with milking-machine technology.
    (What? Ohhh, no reason.)

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