scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
So Sea Lion is driving down the road in his old beat up Civic and eating an ice cream sundae out of a cup. Suddeny the engine sputters and the car bucks back and forth, smashing his sundae into his face and leaving his car steaming on the side of the road. He calls AAA and they show up. The guy looks under the hood and comes back to the Sea Lion and says, "It looks like you a blew a seal." Sea Lion looks puzzled for a second, then chuckles and wipes his face and says, "Oh no, that's just whipped cream."
Has the one in the foreground bragged he is a seal? If he does, you know he is not and has never been a seal. Probably never even was in place to ring the bell, either!
Bobby Seal, if you put a hoodie on him and a black pahther hat.
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Seal lyin'
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Like I said.
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So Sea Lion is driving down the road in his old beat up Civic and eating an ice cream sundae out of a cup. Suddeny the engine sputters and the car bucks back and forth, smashing his sundae into his face and leaving his car steaming on the side of the road. He calls AAA and they show up. The guy looks under the hood and comes back to the Sea Lion and says, "It looks like you a blew a seal." Sea Lion looks puzzled for a second, then chuckles and wipes his face and says, "Oh no, that's just whipped cream."
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Rodge, considering your lineage, I'm sure you know that the French word for seal is "phoque". You could probably do something with that.
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Has the one in the foreground bragged he is a seal? If he does, you know he is not and has never been a seal. Probably never even was in place to ring the bell, either!
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The greatest one liner of all time..."A baby seal walks into a club""
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