It's
all clear now. Using string theory hypothesis that there are
infinite
numbers of parallel universes, and all it takes to create one is to
think it, I have discovered the enemy— and it's me! I must
have imagined my own hell; one where there were Democrats, and
Obamas,
and rap, and things that don't make sense, and presto! That
planet exists and
I'm in it. I created these monsters.
From Drudge, today.
Well guess what? I just won 22 Billion dollars
in Blotto and I own my own island. So long suckers!
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I never knew it could be so easy. Besides becoming a billionaire, I now have my own island, mountain resort, beautiful lady assistants and a gulag filled with progressives for my cruel pleasure.
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