If I was
in high school today, and day dreaming about a fantasy girl during
chemistry, it would be Sabine Schmitz.
In
December 2004, Schmitz gained recognition in the United Kingdom after
appearing in the BBC television show Top Gear
with presenter Jeremy Clarkson. After Clarkson (under her tutelage) set
a lap time of 9 minutes 59 seconds around the Nürburgring in a Jaguar
S-Type diesel (Season 5, Episode 5), she castigated his best lap with
the comment "I tell you something, I do that lap time in a van". She
did a lap in the Jaguar S-Type, and set a time of 9 minutes 12 seconds,
beating him by 47 seconds.
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I am deeply, madly, in love.
ReplyDeleteStick
Good gawd man, that's the way Germans talk during sex. I don't mind the occasional, "I'm a dirty girl. Do whatever you want to me." I do mind the continual critique of the krauts.
ReplyDeleteCasca
Shutten zie mout und hump mein bootay with das wee schnitzel.
ReplyDeleteUh - I was quoting Frau Schmitz
ReplyDeleteJust attempted to beat her time on my sons video game with a Honda Odessy same course on Grand Turismo 4 bought it for him today at a pawn shop for three dollars. My time was 11.03 with a couple of wall hits.
ReplyDeleteA little heavy in the thighs for my taste...
ReplyDeleteI have been madly in love with her since this episode. One of my Faves.
ReplyDeletethoR~
jeese Rick, she's got special racing design features: Low center of gravity better for cornering.
ReplyDeleteHave I told you lately how grateful I am for your Top Gear recommendation?
ReplyDeleteIt's now my 'cooking show' and I actually look forward to cooking dinner! Makes me larf and feel optimistic! *yowzah*
Before, I didn't even know what a Bugatti was, and I now I want one.
a Veyron.
Sport.
just sayin....
[ok -- I'd settle for driving one. once.][... for a week.]
ok -- *seeing* one would be kewl, too...
PS -- why can the EUros get a gagillion hp out of a wee engine while also getting 50mpg? WTF?!? And yet it remains a mystery to Ford?!? srsly?
e~C
We are truly soul-mates on this e-C. I am on my second go-around of TOP Gear episodes and can't wait for Alzheimer's to set in so that future viewings will be brand new. In fact, give me episode 51(?) - the North Pole, and the road trip challenges for my Soylent Green moments.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I'm with you in that Bugatti, and I also want an Astin Martin DB- anything, that Bentley, and any Porche ever made!
Now? I drive a Dodge Caravan. Don't look at me- I'm hideous.