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The Rickards Review (the Internet's
Preeminent Conservative Blog) has at least impressed me
with this comprehensive list of
Lots of citations and videos at the site, but below
— a brief summary
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19. Obama writes two memoirs, the first at age 35.
18. “The
election’s over, John.”
There are polite ways to disagree. There are
diplomatic ways to disagree. And then there’s Barack Obama’s way
of disagreeing with Sen. John McCain during a summit on healthcare
reform.
17. “I think I
could probably do every job on the campaign better than the people I’ll
hire to do it.”
16. “It
would be easier if I could do this entirely on my own.”
15.
American soldiers fight for Barack Obama
“those soldiers or
airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf.”
14. Obama as the
standard of divine law
When asked to
define “sin,” he stated that sin is “being out of alignment with my
values,” whatever those are. So take that, St. Augustine!
13. Announcing
the killing of Osama bin Laden
I ...;
I....; I....; I....;
12. The
State of My Union
managed to
reference himself a whopping 122 times, averaging roughly once every 30
seconds!
11.
It’s his country. We’re just living in it.
10. “You’re
going to destroy my presidency”
9. Republican Scott Brown’s victory proves voters still love
Obama. Wait, what?
8. Killing
Osama Bin Laden, The Sequel
7.
Death be not proud… except of me.
We’ve all heard
jokes about
voter fraud and dead people voting for Democrats. But rarely do
the
dead endorse a candidate so explicitly and enthusiastically.
6.
“I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our
best traditions.”
(Yes, those are quotation marks)
5. Calm the seas?
Yes, calm the seas
4. The
gift that keeps on giving.
President Obama
gave Queen Elizabeth an iPod - loaded with pictures of him
3. “We
are the ones who we’ve been waiting for.”
2.
Modification of other presidential biographies to include himself.
This borders on
outright creepy.
1.“Well,” he said “the big
difference [between] here and in ’94 is you’ve got me.”
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What a dick-he's the kid we used tease unmercifully at St George when i was in HS.
ReplyDeleteThis upcoming landslide is going to be so delicious.
MM
OK, it's time for me to release this into the wild, but it's a Casca original, so remember who gets the royalties.
ReplyDeleteThis is the Butterfly McQueen/Prissy presidency. Remember in GWTW when she told Scarlet that she knew everything about birthin' and raisin' chillen? Then the classic moment as Atlanta burns down around them where she hysterically confesses, "I doan know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies Mizz Scarlet." And Scarlet roundhouse slaps her in the chops? Well, the voters are Scarlet O'Hara, and that stupid incompetent fuck in the White House is Prissy. We's just waitin' on the Yankees to come and burn Atlanta.
Casca
I'm on board Casca. Allow me to suggest that in your rendition, Prissy wears what was Scarlett's dress.
ReplyDeleteThat is the second best skit ever on Carol Burnett. Siamese elephants is number one!
ReplyDeleteTim
Recently, when questioned about the security leaks, he said, "The assertion that MY White House would leak this information for political gain is..."
ReplyDeleteMY White House? Would any other President make such a statement?
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Yanno -- in a Just World, this ...individual would receive a swirly. For each of these.
ReplyDelete...that was raaaacist, huh?
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