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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Not the sharpest tool ...




Res Ipsa Loquitor

This isn't the first time that Stevens has been caught doing yard work in the buff. Neighbors told sheriffs that they've seen his 5-foot, 11-inch, 210-pound body sans clothes several times in the past, Newsday reported.

When Stevens saw the officer, he ran inside his house.

A neighbor had called the sheriff's office to complain about Stevens, who reportedly had been seen naked in his yard by neighbors several times in the past, according to Newsday. [Arrested For Operating Power Tool With No Clothing]


There, but for the grace of god ...


3 comments:

  1. Operation power tool? I'm just glad there's no rollover.
    oy vey ole'

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  2. ...but they always tell you not to wear loose clothing when operating power tools.
    GrinfilledCelt

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  3. If he's stupid enough to run a string trimmer with no clothes on, he deserves whatever he gets.

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