scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
An extremely plus-sized woman staggered out of a bar on the bayou down in Loozy-anna and passed out on the bank. Soon enough an alligator emerged from the water and said, "Wow, lookit the hors d'oeuvres at this place! I'll be coming back!"
How I lost my hand. And then my head.
ReplyDelete"We need a biiiiggggger boat!"
ReplyDelete"Bet cha can't eat just one"
ReplyDeleteIt's Shark Week.
ReplyDeleteCasca
Show me the croc that was big enough to take this croc's arm off :)
ReplyDeleteAn extremely plus-sized woman staggered out of a bar on the bayou down in Loozy-anna and passed out on the bank. Soon enough an alligator emerged from the water and said, "Wow, lookit the hors d'oeuvres at this place! I'll be coming back!"
ReplyDeleteSir H the Comet
The Louis Vuitton factory tour?
ReplyDeleteIn Louisiana, that means a bigger pot of rice.
ReplyDeletePhotoshop? Shouldn't water be dripping off that gator? He looks dry.
ReplyDelete...and then the Gator sez, "I'm a-lookin' for the man that shot my paw!!"
ReplyDeleteRetRsvMike
[puts hand to ear]
ReplyDeleteDo I hear a *tick*tock* comin' from the croc's belly?
Paging Capt Hook.
Oh look ! An E.P.A. approved used politician disposal unit !
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