scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Monday, August 13, 2012
Cushion and Dry
GREEN CRAP
You'll be walkin' with pride While cushion'n yo stride Plus be dryin' yo hair And savin' PolÀr the Bear
And after drying her hair on the way to church, she can run in place in the organ loft and replace the organ's air pump for the service, then inflate everybody's bicycle tires on the way home.. Whadda deal! She'll be Eagle Scout in no time. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
"your date's hair smells like rancid toe jam" Really? With her face and your worrying about the smell of her feet?? Nose plugs would work but not sure if a bag over her head would be enough.
It's a good idea, until you realize your date's hair smells like rancid toe jam.
ReplyDeleteAnd after drying her hair on the way to church, she can run in place in the organ loft and replace the organ's air pump for the service, then inflate everybody's bicycle tires on the way home.. Whadda deal! She'll be Eagle Scout in no time.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
*slaps forehead*
ReplyDeleteAnother $MM invention slips through my fingers while I waste time developing a pedal operated washing machine.
OTOH, thumbs up for orangey braised carnitas.
so where's the pictures Helly?
ReplyDeleteHmmmm,I wonder if that would work with them there inflatable pants,if ya know what I mean?
ReplyDeletepoletax
so where's the pictures Helly?
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so where's the pictures Helly?
ReplyDeleteI can just see Rodger standing there, looking somewhere else, whistling a tune...
GrinfilledCelt
She looks soooo happy. Must be Pyongyang...
ReplyDeleteIs this really 'personal air conditioning' or the reported hair dryer?
So, where's the Algore picture?
tomw
"your date's hair smells like rancid toe jam" Really? With her face and your worrying about the smell of her feet?? Nose plugs would work but not sure if a bag over her head would be enough.
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