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Saturday, August 04, 2012

Hey - A Dead Body. Let's Play With It.


Today's PSA
Res Ipsa Loquitor


11 comments:

  1. Huh?
    Col. Whiskey

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  2. Must be a vacant (there are very many nowadays) lot in Baltimore.
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  3. It's where they bury vagrants and donated bodies to monitor decay and give forensics weenies the opportunity to study those decay rates for when they find bodies of crime victims.

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  4. Okay, I'll bite. If you can't approach to within 5 meters, how can you determine whether or not the body is actually dead?
    PvtCdr(SS) MichigammeDave

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  5. Detroit.
    Tim

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  6. Vice Sgt Boone8/4/12, 10:14 AM

    The three positive identifiers of death are any one or more of the following: decapitation, rigor mortis and blood visibly pooling in the lowest parts of the body with relation to the position of the body. For everything else, please consult someone that actually finished medical school.

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  7. Tim is right.

    Detroit has another first world problem that they cannot handle. Those large empty, urban decay areas have become a dumping grounds for murder victims.

    Liberalism, ain't it grand?

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  8. Bite 2: why would you attempt to give medical assistance to a dead body?

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  9. Chuck Martel8/5/12, 6:57 PM

    There's "merely dead" and "sincerely dead".

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