scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
• My wife! My best friend! • And if you ever make another joke about my shorts … • My dog? I thought he was your dog. • Unfaithful woman! Are your lover's shoulders tired yet? • Oh, quit complaining, Cersei. Winter's coming.
You'd think little people have enough challenges in life without wearing Crocs.
ReplyDelete"Hey, you're supposed to put the peanut butter on *YOUR* genitals."
ReplyDeleteI saw that on a National Geographic special titled: "Birth of a Liberal"
ReplyDeleteI always wondered where gingers came from.
ReplyDeleteSo he says to the Vet, 'I dont know. It started out as a wart on his ass.'
ReplyDeleteTim
"Well. I didn't leave your ring on the table and YOU were the one that demanded we keep an eye on his poop."
ReplyDelete• My wife! My best friend!
ReplyDelete• And if you ever make another joke about my shorts …
• My dog? I thought he was your dog.
• Unfaithful woman! Are your lover's shoulders tired yet?
• Oh, quit complaining, Cersei. Winter's coming.