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Stuff You Didn't Know
I was in the check-out at Giant yesterday morning. The lady
cashier
was chatting with a lady customer whom she appeared to know. Not
paying much attention to their chatter, of a sudden I heard the
cashier ask, "... you haven't
completed menopause yet?" To which
the customer responded, "I don't
really know; how would you?" It was
here that I threw caution to the wind, and without so much as a
by-your-leave exclaimed, "You'll know when your nipples are pink
again."
At first shocked that I had overheard, and then interjected into
their conversation, the cashier nevertheless asked, "what?"
I
am always surprised at how ignorant many women are about their own
bodies, and was glad to explain that, at the end of menopause, the
aereolae turn pink, or to the color they were at birth. They, and
the
nipples, also become very soft because no protection against baby
suckage (a medical term) is required. I thought I'd pass this
along;
it makes for a good conversation starter at the home before Bingo begins. |
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One more thing to remember to not mention to anyone at home...
ReplyDeleteShouldn't it be called wimmenopause?
ReplyDeleteno - The traditional (always best) phrase menopause was antique girl-talk for being able to push the permanent pause-button on sex. That was before women discovered they liked it.
ReplyDeleteMenopause was needed back when the average life expectancy was about 35 years.
ReplyDeleteMom needed to stop having kids long enough to get the last set of them old enough to fend for themselves before she died.
I keep reminding my wife (while climbing into my sweat clothes trying to stay warm) that men suffer from menopause.
ReplyDeleteAnother indicator is when the wimmins stop throwing stuff.
ReplyDelete... and throwing-up.
ReplyDelete"wimmenopause"
ReplyDeleteNo -- that's what men go thru.
Kristopher so why doesn't it start until 45?
So STFU all you guys who don't know wtf you're talkingabout and can't you even manage to take out the f'n garbage ohm what is with you....
oh....
guess it's not done....
BRAVO!
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