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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Pubic Hair War




Physician: ‘Hands Off That Pubic Hair’


You're probably thinking, as I did, that "oh gee,  here's another culture scandalmonger trying to stop the manufacture of  those very fashionable (and pricey) pubic hair coats."  But you'd be wrong. 
 
BELLINGHAM, Wash. (CBS Seattle) One doctor is calling for the end to the “war on pubic hair.”
 
Family physician Emily Gibson made headlines recently for her public assertion that modern women should shy away from the practice of bikini waxing – which she referred to as the “war on pubic hair” – as the practice increases risk of various infections.
 
“Pubic hair does have a purpose, providing cushion against friction that can cause skin abrasion and injury … [its] removal naturally irritates and inflames the hair follicles left behind, leaving microscopic open wounds,” she noted.
 
The risk also extends to sexually transmitted diseases.

Said Gibson, “Some clinicians are finding that freshly shaved pubic areas and genitals are also more vulnerable to herpes infections due to the microscopic wounds being exposed to virus carried by mouth or genitals. It follows that there may be vulnerability to spread of other [sexually transmitted infections] as well.”
 
Hair removal in the United States grosses $2.1B a year, which minus the cost of duct tape, is pure profit.  The Dr. does make a legitimate point about why women are born with this protection against infection (why men too?  Beats me), but I imagine a bad economy will work its magic and restore order.
Res Ipsa Loquitor

*Very NSFW, but Lorraine Braco was harvested for this creation.

13 comments:

  1. To paraphrase Mr. Miyagi: Wax on, whacks off.

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  2. Pubic hair does create jobs in the toothpick industry... just sayin'.

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  3. And in other recent medical news:

    http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/08/10/study-oral-sex-cures-morning-sickness/

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  4. The key to understanding this story is the byline: Washington. It could just as well be Wisconsin or Vermont. This war on waxing is actually a proxy war on bikinis. And here in South Florida, we *need* bikinis. This is a war on me.

    It is so consistently hot and humid here, we often go through 8 bikinis a day. I sew them myself to keep up. Skimping on material, I can get 4 sets out of a yard of spandex. So good luck with your northern war of aggression, Doc.

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  5. Casca <<==bites tongue!

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  6. That coat: was it 100% HUMAN pubic hair? The way I see it, for most mammals, pubic hair starts at the nose and ends at the toes.

    Freddie Sykes

    PS Lorraine Braco was one of the cast that made "Someone to Watch Over Me" such a good movie. And what a sound track!

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  7. *not biting tongue*
    -Here's yer answer:
    Pubes removed at home by self in style according to husband's preference. Both of us happy.
    -TMI answer (women will understand):
    Wished my early menstrual days had this info for those longs days in a wooden desk seat at middle school and then a trip to the lady's room where things were glued to the nether region. Sanitation is rewarding.

    Wonder when Bloomberg will ban this practice? And how's he gonna enforce it.

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  8. I wonder how many of bottles of Rid that would take?

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  9. yeah. me being me, Mr Schultz and MoSup.

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  10. I was biting my tongue at the mental image of Helly in a bikini. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Casca

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  11. Wassup with Moshwelle Robinson
    hoochie coochie?
    (NOT photoshopped!)
    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/849/michellescooch.jpg/

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  12. Why did God invent pubic hair? So you don't have to floss.
    Why are they curly? So you don't get poked in the eye.

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