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Friday, August 24, 2012
Stuff Seniors Notice
Things you notice when you get to be a senior citizen.
I am reminded of a 60's era Reader's Digest "Life in the US" submission.
A girl was undergoing a physical. The doctor placed his stethoscope on her chest and prompted "big breath." "Yeth," she responded, "and I'm only thirteen."
As nice as the chest is now, all I see is the excuse to not exercise and to get fat in the future. I can't jog/workout/swim cause it makes my chest hurt.
STG, if this post is another hormone therapy success story, I am never coming here again.
ReplyDeleteno, it's a story about seatbelt safety and yummy brownies.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't need on. She already has 2 airbags.
ReplyDeletehell, it took me 10 minutes to figure out she was in a car.
ReplyDeleteand made me so mental i kept hitting the orange button. Thank you for the refreshing post :-)
ReplyDeletewhere are the others in this series?
ReplyDeleteI did notice there was a too-big console between us.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I'd like a rollover with that ;-)
ReplyDeleteOh, to die and come back as HER seat belt!
ReplyDeleteWow, that girl is breath taking.
ReplyDeleteShe's got enough breaths there for three or four women.
I am reminded of a 60's era Reader's Digest "Life in the US" submission.
ReplyDeleteA girl was undergoing a physical. The doctor placed his stethoscope on her chest and prompted "big breath." "Yeth," she responded, "and I'm only thirteen."
Ok, I just spit all,over my screen when I laughed.
ReplyDeleteThe good news is I now have proof I'm not s senior yet
(be danged if I can spell or punctuate though)
ReplyDeleteWHERE IS THE ROLLOVER, KENNETH! WHERE IS THE ROLLOVER!
ReplyDeleteCasca
Don't realy think of them as brownies, but if there were some around, we sure would have enough milk for everybody.
ReplyDeleteHere's the NSFW rest of her: www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=816818&lenta_type=1&type=421
ReplyDeleteAs nice as the chest is now, all I see is the excuse to not exercise and to get fat in the future. I can't jog/workout/swim cause it makes my chest hurt.
ReplyDeleteI know that from EX perience.
For the record, I have examined her closely, and approve of every square inch.
ReplyDeleteCasca
Seat belts unnecessary because the vehicle isn't moving and neither are her huge tracts of land.
ReplyDeleteKellyFromMesquite
There are no square inches on her.
ReplyDeleteNo rollover.
ReplyDeleteBut I'll settle for a roll under.