scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Tuesday, September 04, 2012
Crap & Go
GREEN CLAP
Clap & Go!
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The
basis is a three-wheeled, 250cc trike, with a specially built toilet as
the seat. It's important to note that the contraption does not
(necessarily) run on the rider's (*ahem*) leavings. Rather,
the vehicle runs on livestock waste, or waste water. The toilet-derived
seat is just a rather blatant advertising device. [full]
Reader dimitras sent the
link, adding " it's you
!"
Well, no; it's Top Gear's
invention. .
→
• Pulled over by the … LAPeeD. • Lemme see your driver's license. Oops, my wallet fell in the bowl. • Heavy braking will have stinky consequences. • Wash your hands after riding. • Gonna need a whole new set of emissions-control regs. • Get a ticket for parking with the seat up. etc.
Can you imagine it now? A police show where not "being in the shit" is a real problem.
ReplyDeleteNo, wait, that's always been true. It just brings it to a new depth.
Nevermind.
• Pulled over by the … LAPeeD.
ReplyDelete• Lemme see your driver's license.
Oops, my wallet fell in the bowl.
• Heavy braking will have stinky consequences.
• Wash your hands after riding.
• Gonna need a whole new set of emissions-control regs.
• Get a ticket for parking with the seat up.
etc.
Jeez DougM,
ReplyDeleteIt's like your shooting fish in a bowl, or maybe bowel. It's hard to see from where she's sitting.
Sarah Silverman posed for half of the rider.
ReplyDeleteFinaly!!! The return of the "naked bike".
ReplyDeleteFinally something worthy of a deeply penetrating TSA probulation.
ReplyDelete