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Sunday, September 30, 2012
iTit
Gizmos
Apple Does It Again
Apple announced today that it has
developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will
cost from $499 to $600m depending on cup
and speaker size. This is considered a major social
breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at
their breasts and not listening to them.
Forget music, I'm waiting until they can store AMMO! And a handgun! THEN I'll get implants.
At 6'1" and 240 lbs, what size do you guys? I figure I could do a 44E before I get top heavy, and if I grow my beard long enough, that's an extra layer of concealment.
Or maybe I should just go for the kangaroo pouch in my belly, where the extra won't be noticed?
Forget music, I'm waiting until they can store AMMO! And a handgun! THEN I'll get implants.
ReplyDeleteAt 6'1" and 240 lbs, what size do you guys? I figure I could do a 44E before I get top heavy, and if I grow my beard long enough, that's an extra layer of concealment.
Or maybe I should just go for the kangaroo pouch in my belly, where the extra won't be noticed?