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You Know What You Did!
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I strolled into my neighborhood Hallmark store looking for an
appropriate card to send to some Middle East Muslims expressing my
condolences for grievances they may have against my country and against
Jews who might have offended them throughout the years. I saw the
birthday cards, the grieving cards, those celebrating weddings, and
others, but none fit my search. Neither did the clerk recall ever
having seen such a card. I called her attention to the many apologies
that President Obama has made to Muslims, and she agreed that there
would seem to be a need for cards of this nature. I walked out shaking
my head, wondering why American ingenuity did not understand the market
that exists for such a card.
Muslims seem to be a special breed of people to this president. [Alan
Bergstein cont]
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Whatcher lookin' for is a Well, excuuuuuse meeeeee! card.
ReplyDeleteI have one...
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LOL
I once looked up from my desk and someone had let a college coed in, selling cards "for all occasions".
ReplyDeleteI asked her if she had a card that said "Eat shit and die, you sonofabitch."
When she told me "No", I told her to come back when she had cards for all occasions.