scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
When I was in elementary school, Helen Keller jokes made their rounds. My favorite:How did Helen Keller's mother punish her daughter?She made her read the waffle iron.
what did she do when she fell into the well?She screamed her hands off.
From jr. high school - How did HK burn her face? She answered the iron.Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
stop- you're killing me.
How did her teacher punish her?She rearranged the furniture.
Helen Keller knock knock joke: Knock! Knock!
How did her parents punish her?They left the plunger in the toilet.Hey... we we 8 OK!-Steve_in_CA
STOP- REALLY- I'm dying here!!
Why couldn't HK drive a car?She was a woman.
HK fell down a well. Wore all her fingers off, calling for help.
All of the HK jokes I know are too low brow for a blog that's this classy.Tim
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?Cordouroy!
Why does HK jill off with only one hand? So she can moan with the other one.
At the risk of going straight to Hell,here's Hellen Keller on Robot Chicken.
Doug - no lie. I'm laughing so hard I'm getting a headache. God forvive me; I'm so sorry.
What did HK call her dog?Garerwabbaggah
"You children are all going straight to hell." - Sister Mary MichaelAnd that is a direct quote.tomw
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When I was in elementary school, Helen Keller jokes made their rounds. My favorite:
ReplyDeleteHow did Helen Keller's mother punish her daughter?
She made her read the waffle iron.
what did she do when she fell into the well?
ReplyDeleteShe screamed her hands off.
From jr. high school - How did HK burn her face? She answered the iron.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
stop- you're killing me.
ReplyDeleteHow did her teacher punish her?
ReplyDeleteShe rearranged the furniture.
Helen Keller knock knock joke: Knock! Knock!
ReplyDeleteHow did her parents punish her?
ReplyDeleteThey left the plunger in the toilet.
Hey... we we 8 OK!
-Steve_in_CA
STOP- REALLY- I'm dying here!!
ReplyDeleteWhy couldn't HK drive a car?
ReplyDeleteShe was a woman.
HK fell down a well. Wore all her fingers off, calling for help.
ReplyDeleteAll of the HK jokes I know are too low brow for a blog that's this classy.
ReplyDeleteTim
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
ReplyDeleteCordouroy!
Why does HK jill off with only one hand? So she can moan with the other one.
ReplyDeleteAt the risk of going straight to Hell,
ReplyDeletehere's Hellen Keller on Robot Chicken.
Doug - no lie. I'm laughing so hard I'm getting a headache. God forvive me; I'm so sorry.
ReplyDeleteWhat did HK call her dog?
ReplyDeleteGarerwabbaggah
"You children are all going straight to hell."
ReplyDelete- Sister Mary Michael
And that is a direct quote.
tomw