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Sunday, November 25, 2012

Drive-by Pumpkin



"They can have my pumpkin when they take it from my hot stiff johnson!" Sondrak

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STOCKTON (CBS13) – The hunt is on for the suspects behind a bizarre and brazen attack in Stockton. The dangerous weapon used was a pumpkin.

Police say the woman was pummeled by the pumpkin in a drive-by assault.

Remains of the pumpkin that the suspects threw at a woman can still be seen on the ground. Her injuries were so serious that she had to be rushed to the hospital. [Full]

Sen. Feinstien  to introduce Pumpkin Control legislation?

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11 comments:

  1. Alear11/25/12, 10:07 AM

    Oh hey Rodg, welcome to the Big 10. You're running in the tall grass with the big dogs now. WTF's a terrapin anyways?

    OSU!!! 12 - 0 OUS!!! 12 - 0 OSU!!!

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  2. Anonymous11/25/12, 10:10 AM

    Was she in gourded condition? Glad she wasnt squashed.
    Tim

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  3. Anonymous11/25/12, 10:48 AM

    Key word: Stockton CA

    just sayin...

    e~C

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  4. I-RIGHT-I11/25/12, 11:08 AM

    Lucky for her a watermelon wasn't handy.

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  5. DougM11/25/12, 11:23 AM

    BOLO: Headless Horseman
    (Cultural ref: Sleepy Hollow)

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  6. Juice11/25/12, 11:24 AM

    The Di-Fi-Pie law, Rodger. Soon to be introduced.

    Yeah. Freak'n Stockton, no surprises there.

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  7. Anonymous11/25/12, 12:02 PM

    Terrapin=10 pins.

    just doin the math for ya x

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  8. Rodger the Real King of France11/25/12, 1:11 PM

    Tune in Tuesday night for a preview of what to expect.

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  9. DougM11/25/12, 1:39 PM

    Terrapin: Earth's personal identification number
    Terrapin: lapel device to show which planet one is from
    No, not sayin' Terrapins are a joke. (Don't have to.)
    re: math — tera -> trillion

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  10. Esteve11/25/12, 5:33 PM

    At least they aren't called the cooters cause that's a southern turtle.

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  11. Anonymous11/26/12, 12:27 PM

    Said I was doin the math, not that I was good with it. Those that know me carry calculators or dont wear gloves or socks.

    fingers and toes x

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