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Monday, November 26, 2012

Recruiting - Barn Army

THE BARN ARMY NEEDS YOU








 A Dedicated Dick Learns New Stuff and Moves Ahead

Dangerous Missions, You Pay Us, Snappy Uniforms

6 comments:

  1. Wife beater uniforms?!? COOL! Yer the Bestest Grand ol' Dear Leader EVUH!

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  2. Ditto pd and with hardware like that we can't be beat !

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  3. How can you tell the person's rank in a wife-beater uniform? Easy!

    Gravy stains = chevrons!

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  4. Secret - Barn Army Eyes Only:
    That's a Stealth GAU-8, salvaged from the crashed helicopter at the bin Laden compound. Don't ask me how I know that.
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  5. Remember:
    save all your empty paper-towel tubes for makin' rockets.
    They work against cardboard-box forts, even the enemy drapes a blanket over top.

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  6. Needs a couple of torpedo heaters to add verisimilitude, heat, smell, and noise.

    Casca

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