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Saturday, December 22, 2012

Ellen DeGeneres Stretching Things

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Res Ipsa Loquitor

Even though Ellen is pretty cute, you know hers ain't been used much in the normal, you know, way.  So why go and stretch things?  Course I don't know what lesbians do, so I'm not one to talk. Where the hell is Helly when I need her? HELLY!


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8 comments:

  1. Helly12/22/12, 5:55 PM

    "So why go and stretch things?"

    Gotcha covered, Rodge. I understand how puzzling lady parts must be for you, so consider first that this is a class for breeders, not Lesbians. These poor women have to cope with 2-way traffic. By "reduce stress" I think they mean "reduce tearing and excruciating pain." Let's do the math.

    Two centimeter diameter penis = no problem. Ten centimeter diameter baby head = 5X problem. Solution: Prophylactic perineal stretching.

    BTW, I am not a Lesbian. My wife is a Lesbian, so I try to be accommodating.

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  2. BlogDog12/22/12, 7:02 PM

    As George Thorogood sang: Take it easy baby don't you give me no lip!

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  3. Anonymous12/22/12, 7:18 PM

    Those things snap right back. Like I said, if you could wear 'em out, you would see 'em in the junk yard.
    Tim

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  4. mostlycajun12/22/12, 9:17 PM

    Three words, Rodge...

    Black & Decker pecker.

    MC

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  5. Anonymous12/23/12, 6:14 AM

    I think I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

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  6. Anonymous12/23/12, 8:45 AM

    Tim, the "junkyard"for those are called bars.

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  7. Rodger the Real King of France12/23/12, 12:18 PM

    Helly, you're bi?

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  8. Anonymous12/23/12, 2:58 PM

    "So why go and stretch things?"

    It's for the BASE jumpers.

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