scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my humps, Humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, My humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely little humps
GrinfilledCelt, Brilliant!!! Challenge accepted: • A belt, a welt, and a Celt. (Name three parts of a sado-masochistic ritual.) • A hump, a bump, and a rump. (Name three Arabic terms for sex.) • A camel, a Gamel, a camel. (Name Nasser's favorite position.) • A Bactrian, a Vicuna, and an Alpaca. (Name this guy's in-laws.) Howzat?
Oh please Fadwa, I am so sick of the drama dearie.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no. It's driver's ed today. You get the camel for sex ed tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteTim
Hey Moh, remember those crappy Iranian photochops? Yeah, with the missiles, hahaha. Well you should see what al Rogeera is posting today!
ReplyDeleteThe rest of us ride it to the whorehouse at the oasis...
ReplyDeleteOmar you damn fool this is the ugliest blind date you ever set me up, altho she has fine booty and great camel toe.....
ReplyDeletejihad x
"I know fifty drachmas an hour for sex with my camel is expensive, but she is the prettiest camel south of the oasis..."
ReplyDelete" It is so nice of you to visit us,Moshell"
ReplyDeletepoletax
I have no caption, but I do want to comment on how bad it must have smelled on the downwind side.
ReplyDeleteJess, you meant how bad 'it' smelled to the camel, right?
ReplyDelete• Hello, Triple-A? Yeah, I'm stuck out here on interstate zero with a leaky hump.
ReplyDelete• Loook, sweeetie. Yeah, I know I said I'd pick you up after school, but Daddy's stuck at work blowing up another girl's school.
• What? Speak up! The drone noise is …
• Where are you? I'm at the rocks like you said.
• So … what are you wearing?
• Hello, OnStar? Look, I lost my keys
• Yeah? … yeah? … and a quart of milk. Love you, too, hon.
• My wife wants me to call? Which one?
• Aw, c'mon, man. I walked a mile for this one!
FergAli:
ReplyDeleteWhat you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my humps,
Humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps,
My humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely little humps
Whoops!
ReplyDeleteSorry about duplicating the "what are you wearing" one.
I get into this "zone," y'know?
You win, Rodge.
I'm surprised no one came up with anything spoofing Johnny Carson's fortune telling jokes. Common, DougT! You can do it!
ReplyDeleteGrinfilledCelt
oooh, good call Celt.
ReplyDeleteA hump, a chump, and a dump.
What is 'describe this photo'
Tim
I'm going with the Carson idea and the fast slam dunk. Nice one boys!
ReplyDeleteGrinfilledCelt, Brilliant!!! Challenge accepted:
ReplyDelete• A belt, a welt, and a Celt.
(Name three parts of a sado-masochistic ritual.)
• A hump, a bump, and a rump.
(Name three Arabic terms for sex.)
• A camel, a Gamel, a camel.
(Name Nasser's favorite position.)
• A Bactrian, a Vicuna, and an Alpaca.
(Name this guy's in-laws.)
Howzat?