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"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
After President Crazy Joe Biden made most guns illegal, grandma was left with a single shot, front loading pistol and was trained, in case of attack, to save the last shot for herself.
And the bad guy stole grampa's chainsaw, cut his own leg off because he didn't read the OSHA safety rules, and died. A happy ending brought to you by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.gov Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
The bad guy's family sued grampa for negligence in allowing such a dangerous device to fall into bad guys possession, and won a $ 58 million dollar settlement, of which the lawyers managed to keep $ 57.5 million for themselves.
...and history showed the grandma was watching television, when a government swat team broke down the door, shot the grandma, when they thought her remote was a pistol and covered up their actions, when they realized they were at the wrong house, in the wrong city with information given to them by a desperate crackhead.
The coverup led to the end of the careers of one senator, two congressmen, four BATF agents and a national outcry for an end to the attempted confiscation of guns.
After President Crazy Joe Biden made most guns illegal, grandma was left with a single shot, front loading pistol and was trained, in case of attack, to save the last shot for herself.
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And the bad guy stole grampa's chainsaw, cut his own leg off because he didn't read the OSHA safety rules, and died. A happy ending brought to you by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.gov
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Yeah, Granny prob'ly did a lot of things where she didn't know what she was doin'.
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The bad guy's family sued grampa for negligence in allowing such a dangerous device to fall into bad guys possession, and won a $ 58 million dollar settlement, of which the lawyers managed to keep $ 57.5 million for themselves.
ReplyDelete...and history showed the grandma was watching television, when a government swat team broke down the door, shot the grandma, when they thought her remote was a pistol and covered up their actions, when they realized they were at the wrong house, in the wrong city with information given to them by a desperate crackhead.
ReplyDeleteThe coverup led to the end of the careers of one senator, two congressmen, four BATF agents and a national outcry for an end to the attempted confiscation of guns.
The end.
Grandma was probably a Demorat and related to Joe Morrissey of Highland Springs, VA.
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