scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Saturday, March 23, 2013
Pre Nup
PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT SENIOR STYLE
An elderly couple in their 70's were about to
get married.
She said: I want to keep my house.
He said: That's fine with me.
She said: I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's fine with me.
She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.
He said: Put me down for Fridays.
BONUS
LAUGH
Georgetown being ousted in the first round by FGCU?! LOL . FGCU looks like something
we'd say to the Hoyas in these parts.
LOVE the georgetown loss. Along with Duke, Carolina, dallas (well all teams texas) and myriad of other teams I hate. When they lose, the baby Jesus smiles and giggles.
LOVE the georgetown loss. Along with Duke, Carolina, dallas (well all teams texas) and myriad of other teams I hate. When they lose, the baby Jesus smiles and giggles.
ReplyDeleteHaven't read about a porking this big at Georgetown since Sandra Fluke hit the big time.
ReplyDeleteWonder if Florida Gulf Coast was wearing their Fluke Brand raincaps or if Georgetown took it straight up.
I live in Florida and didn't even know we had a FGCU.
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