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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Queen of Snot Too

                                                                         STFU Michelle
THE FIRST LADY of SNOT
I was otherwise engaged yesterday when I received this, so it may have been served up already.   I don't care




Go ahead and verify the following for yourselves:

  • At the 10:47 mark: M.O. wipes her nose with a finger.
  • At the 11:16 mark: The sniffles begin.
  • At the 12:50 mark: Visible shiny mucus secretion from her nose.
  • Beginning at the 14:20 mark: A drop of mucus comes out of her left nostril.
  • Beginning at the 16:10 mark: The droplet of mucus is clearly visible.
  • At the 16:55 mark: M.O. wipes nose with right hand.
  • At the 17:02 mark: M.O. wipes nose with left hand. Right after that, I do believe I saw her tongue flicking up to lick the moisture.

  Fellowship of the Minds via Josh~

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12 comments:

  1. Anonymous3/21/13, 9:29 AM

    Ugh.

    I got a little sick just reading, I sure as hell ain't gonna watch.
    MM

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  2. Cheesy3/21/13, 9:47 AM

    Cokehead.

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  3. Juice3/21/13, 9:54 AM

    Ditto to MM. Not feeling particularly gutsy this morning. Or anytime there after.

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  4. Anonymous3/21/13, 10:09 AM

    I'm revolted by the continuous dropping of "G's" by the pseudo-educated.

    Casca

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  5. Sid3/21/13, 10:32 AM

    Brains leaking out! Usually this affects young teenage males around the age of 16.

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  6. DougM3/21/13, 11:06 AM

    Good thing 'er butt didn't itch, eh?

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  7. Anonymous3/21/13, 12:18 PM

    My lunch has 'left the building'.

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  8. vanderleun3/21/13, 1:42 PM

    Have some compassion, folks. It's the Sequester effect. The White House just can't afford a Hawaii vacay and Kleenex. You gotta cut somewhere.

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  9. Steve In Tulsa3/21/13, 2:55 PM

    She recommended wiping our noses on our sleeves back in 2009; classy!

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  10. Mike C3/21/13, 6:38 PM

    Humm, well, you know who else always seems to have sinus issues and wipes their nose compulsively...

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  11. Jess3/21/13, 7:52 PM

    I could write a bunch of snarky comments, but I won't.

    Out of all the first ladies I've watched since Kennedy, she's the worse. No class; no graciousness and no humility for being part of the greatest nation on Earth. Who'd ever thought Obama would bring our first white trash first lady into the White House.

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  12. Ralph Gizzip3/21/13, 8:04 PM

    What do you call a slut with a runny nose?


    Full!

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