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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Austin is lost.
ReplyDeleteLiberal college kids.
Hippies for the music scene.
Californians for the tech industry.
Only then are the Hispanics. (In Austin, mind you)
Keep Texas. Fence in Austin and go visit occasionally... Like a zoo.
The origin of racial profiling can be traced to Texas.
ReplyDeleteThe day it all started was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo, and walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort.
William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall. These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving towards the Alamo.
With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and asked, “Jim, are we, by any chance, having any landscaping done today?”
Tim
Tim wins!
ReplyDeleteWe'll eventually put wheels on Austin, so we can tow it to the border and push it across.
ReplyDeleteOur problem is: which border? I'm thinking if it becomes too big of a problem, we'll just dig a hole and bury it. Nobody want's to be downwind from the stench.
Perhaps we should fall back to the Nueces River defense line.
ReplyDelete[ducks]
The funny thing is that the Californians coming to Austin are absolutely HATED by the Austin lefties, because the Californians aren't liberal ENOUGH for the Austin lefties.
ReplyDeleteWhich should give you an idea of the severity of the cancer.
Kim
Hey now...
ReplyDeleteI ain't givin' up on Austin...
yet!