scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
One more damned thing the libs are trying to take away from us. Damned prudes.
On the plus side, apparently Ms Zeta-Jones got wind of what he said and put the kibosh to it as Douglas' mouthpiece (pun intended) has now issued a retraction. I guess the notion of sleeping in the doghouse didn't appeal to Michael.
The genius of Michael Douglas in this is that, after playing Liberace very convincingly, he has managed to convince most people, including the otherwise hard minded menhere, that he got cancer from having oral sex with a WOMAN!
HPV is very common. Most sexually active people will contract it at some point. I could see myself getting mouth cancer--but throught cancer from cunnilingus? Heh, sorry Mike...gay dudes get that type from HPV.
Dang. There goes another vice.
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One more damned thing the libs are trying to take away from us. Damned prudes.
ReplyDeleteOn the plus side, apparently Ms Zeta-Jones got wind of what he said and put the kibosh to it as Douglas' mouthpiece (pun intended) has now issued a retraction. I guess the notion of sleeping in the doghouse didn't appeal to Michael.
- One Man Gang
Maybe, for her, it's a good thing she married Douglas and not, say, Edward James Olmos for example.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'...
The genius of Michael Douglas in this is that, after playing Liberace very convincingly, he has managed to convince most people, including the otherwise hard minded menhere, that he got cancer from having oral sex with a WOMAN!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, folks, wake the fuck up.
I don't think he said WHICH woman, but I'm thinking she probably knows.
ReplyDeleteI'm betting she doesn't send a Christmas card this year.
...and I won't ask about the taste.
ReplyDeleteTo the discerning palate it tastes like sodomy.
ReplyDeleteHPV is very common. Most sexually active people will contract it at some point. I could see myself getting mouth cancer--but throught cancer from cunnilingus? Heh, sorry Mike...gay dudes get that type from HPV.
ReplyDelete-Ichi.
According to Joe Jackson, everything gives you cancer.
ReplyDeleteSo now Catherine Zeta Jones is a food group? I gotta change my diet.
ReplyDelete.
Interviewer:
ReplyDelete"Just one question, Sir"......
"Have you stopped eating your wife".