I
Work At a Public Library
Lip, Expecting
A man asked to speak with the person in charge.
Me: “How can I help you, sir?”
Man: “I’m a taxpayer and your door is broken and all of my money is
going right out the door with the air conditioning!”
Me [pleasantly]: “Oh my! Let’s go take a look.” [walks to vestibule,
adjusts button on automatic door]. “There we go. All better. It looks
like someone bumped into it maybe.”
Man: “Ah, you fixed it?”
Me: “Yep.”
Man: “Well, I’m glad I said something. Most people wouldn’t say
anything, you know. I was going to write to my congressman if you gave
me any lip, but you are very nice.”
Me: “Yes! Thanks. Bye!” [I Work At a Public
Library]
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Sooo, elephant piss IS yellow....Wow...I never knew.
ReplyDeleteI see a kinship here.
A true anachronism.
ReplyDeleteTim
A rhino is a retromingent.
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