scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Pinto: Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before. Clorette De Pasto: You've never made out with a girl before? Pinto: No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do. I sort of did once, but i was... Clorette De Pasto: That's okay, Larry. Neither have I. And besides, I lied to you, too. Pinto: Oh, yeah? What about? Clorette De Pasto: I'm only 13.
Uh oh, I can see why.
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Yes mister, you were great. Now give my money.
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Pinto: Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.
ReplyDeleteClorette De Pasto: You've never made out with a girl before?
Pinto: No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do. I sort of did once, but i was...
Clorette De Pasto: That's okay, Larry. Neither have I. And besides, I lied to you, too.
Pinto: Oh, yeah? What about?
Clorette De Pasto: I'm only 13.
Sigh. My caption comes in last. I don't deserve to blog in y'alls presence.
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