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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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So I guess you weren't the uncle that was murdered
ReplyDeleteDont look now but that creepy interpreter is right behind you
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the festivities, Shorty! Tell Fidel I said 'Hey'!
ReplyDeleteL/Cpl First Class Slack
"just how do you keep your people in their place"
ReplyDeletewildbill
"Think you could get me some good cigars? And don't tell Michelle."
ReplyDeleteEating Raul: "I'm so sorry we deprived you of your fair share of missiles in 1962."
ReplyDelete"If you want your island, you can keep it."
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ReplyDeleteIn my third term I'll have more flexibility.
So how are things in Puerto Rico?
ReplyDelete"Hello, my name is Barrack...Barrack Obama. Thank you for coming."
ReplyDelete"So, Raul...how's my Havana retirement condo coming along?"
ReplyDeleteKim
Cuba is my favorite state in all of Asia. My next vacation will be in Madrid.
ReplyDelete"It's good to see you here. By the way, the White House lawn looks top notch."
ReplyDeleteSince you aren't your brother ... I won't kiss your ass in public
ReplyDeleteOnlooker: "We told him that was Che Guevara. I've got $20 that says he asks for his autograph."
ReplyDelete1:53 PM Billll's has the lead.
ReplyDelete• Thanks for the Ché T-shirt on my birthday, Raul.
ReplyDelete• So, Raul, tell me again how Fidel got that free health care thing to work. Uhm, without the firing squads, I mean.
• ¿Qué pasa, Raul? Sorry, that's it. I don't speak any foreign languages.
Thanks for your write in vote, Rowule. Keep up the good work, and remember you can keep your country if you want it. Period.
ReplyDeleteL/Cpl First Class Slack
I'm looking for an island location for my Presidential Library. There's been an unfortunate accident, in Hawaii, is there any way you could help a comrade out ?
ReplyDeleteWell, we've both moved up a notch on the commie bastage ladder!
ReplyDeleteTim
"You look a lot like your brother, without that shitty beard."
ReplyDeleteRaul, I'm getting tired of Nantucket, so tell the MSM what a great honor it was to meet me, and I'll schedule my next vacation at your beach place. That'll be worth about $10 million to you by the time all my servan....ahhh staff gets there.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I see a spot on your Gucci's, let me get that for you.
ReplyDeleteAfter the handshake, they both counted their fingers.
ReplyDeletejim
"Sir, if you will please turn around and bend over, I will give you a proper Obama-style greeting."
ReplyDeleteScottiebill
Y'know …
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Raul caught any crap in the Cuban press for shaking hands with Obama.
So it's a deal then? We loosen travel restrictions and you take Ted Cruz back?
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