This
Cardinal flew into our glass door and kilt himself. We feel
inordinately sad over it.
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MoSup
was in the kitchen, talking to her friend in Florida and watching the
Juncos go nuts over the seed she placed under the sandbox which,
perched on 6" legs, was somewhat protected from the
snowfall.
blizzard. I paid
scant attention until my sonar picked up a sudden change in
conversational pitch.
"I'll call you back."
Momentarily she's in the den telling me that a Cardinal flew into
the
glass door, and was laying stunned in the snow. I said that
it was
prolly dead, but no. She said he was trying to lift his
head and
weakly
cheeping.
By the time I got there, the creature's leg position made it obvious
that the
little little guy was dead. I scooped him up and brought
him
indoors. MoSup tried CPR (without the breahting); too late.
I never
held a Cardinal before. Still warm, he was ridiculously
light. Like
only feathers; no skeleton. Soft, like a woman's breast on a warm nigh
-- I digress.
"
Throw him over the railing so the
other birds don't have to see him."
huh?
I don't want the other birds to know he's dead. (She is a saint)
I opened the door and gave him a mighty chuck; but he hit the
frame of an old swing with an ahdible
whack and dropped all akimbo
onto the deck. He was covered completely by snow in just
minutes. Her reaction? "
You
beast!" Like I did it on purpose.
I feel good that I'm still able to feel badly that this Cardinal will
no longer entertain us, but he has dozens of pals to keep the show
going. Means I still have humanity
(creatureaminty?) left, for innocent creatures anyway. If Gov.
O'Malley
ran into my window, I'd revive him with pee.
I thought you could only do that if he was on fire? I guess that means you'd have to ignite him first.....
ReplyDeleteAnd they taste just like chicken.
ReplyDeleteHe reminds me of my team, the St. Louis Cardinals, during the World Series.
"I hope you washed your hands." My mother's reply to any sentence with "bird" in it.
ReplyDeleteMerrily, and I STG, the very first words out of MoSup's mouth.
ReplyDeleteToo bad it wasn't one of those damn starlings.
ReplyDeleteWe've put stick-on silhouettes of birds of prey on our windows/doors. It cuts the number of such crashes by factor 10 or more :-)
ReplyDeleteYes. I also have heard of doing the bird-of-prey thing. The birds that fly into the window only see a reflection of the sky. Add a bird-of-prey and they will go elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteGrinfilledCelt
I think the cardinals see a rival in the reflection. We have some that have been pecking and flying into the passenger side mirrors and windows on our cars. We can see the dust from their feathers and within a few days the mirror and adjoining window and door are covered with bird crap. Only the male cardinals do this, no other birds.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick