A
not-very-scientific ranking of states determined those that have the
longest and shortest duration of sex.
Topping the list, by a large margin is New Mexico, where an act of love
lasts just over 7 minutes, according to Nerve, an online magazine
dedicated to sex, relationships and culture.
The data comes from Spreadsheets, a sex activity app that promises to
"track your performance between the sheets."
The app monitors the users' movement and audio levels, using the
phone's accelerometer and microphone.
How do we rank around here?
Honestly? Not great.
Maryland is number 16 in the country, with a duration of 3 minutes 15
seconds. The Old Line State has a little old man in it.
While the slogan reads "Virginia is for lovers," apparently love is
very fleeting. Virginia ranks number 37, with a duration of 2 minutes
23 seconds.
And, while things take forever to get accomplished on Capitol Hill,
love gets done very fast in the District of Columbia. D.C. is ranked
number 45, with a duration of 2 minutes 8 seconds.
Alaska limps in at number 51, with an apologetic 1 minute 21 seconds.
Here's the entire list: (
WTOP)
| Ranking |
State
- (Duration) |
| 1 |
New
Mexico - (7:01) |
| 2 |
West
Virginia - (5:38) |
| 3 |
Idaho
- (5:11) |
| 4 |
South
Carolina - (4:48) |
| 5 |
Missouri
- (4:22) |
| 6 |
Michigan
-(4:14) |
| 7 |
Utah
- (3:55) |
| 8 |
Oregon
- (3:51) |
| 9 |
Nebraska
- (3:47) |
| 10 |
Alabama
- (3:38) |
| 11 |
Delaware
- (3:33) |
| 12 |
Hawaii
- (3:28) |
| 13 |
Wisconsin
- (3:22) |
| 14 |
North
Dakota - (3:18) |
| 15 |
Arizona
- (3:17) |
| 16 |
Maryland
- (3:15) |
| 17 |
Mississippi
- (3:10) |
| 18 |
Rhode
Island - (3:09) |
| 19 |
Connecticut
- (3:07) |
| 20 |
Texas
- (3:06) |
| 21 |
New
Hampshire - (3:04) |
| 22 |
Wyoming
- (3:03) |
| 23 |
New
York - (3:01) |
| 24 |
Pennsylvania
- (2:58) |
| 25 |
Maine
- (2:58) |
| 26 |
Washington
- (2:51) |
| 27 |
Iowa
- (2:50) |
| 28 |
Illinois
- (2:49) |
| 29 |
North
Carolina - (2:47) |
| 30 |
Tennessee
- (2:46) |
| 31 |
Kansas
- (2:38) |
| 32 |
California
- (2:38) |
| 33 |
Massachusetts
- (2:31) |
| 34 |
Florida
- (2:29) |
| 35 |
New
Jersey - (2:28) |
| 36 |
Indiana
- (2:26) |
| 37 |
Virginia
- (2:23) |
| 38 |
Oklahoma
- (2:21) |
| 39 |
Colorado
- (2:21) |
| 40 |
Minnesota
- (2:19) |
| 41 |
Ohio
- (2:18) |
| 42 |
Louisiana
- (2:17) |
| 43 |
Kentucky
- (2:14) |
| 44 |
Arkansas
- (2:08) |
| 45 |
District
of Columbia - (2:08) |
| 46 |
Nevada
- (2:07) |
| 47 |
Georgia
- (2:07) |
| 48 |
Montana
- (2:03) |
| 49 |
Vermont
- (1:48) |
| 50 |
South
Dakota - (1:30) |
| 51 |
Alaska
- (1:21) |
ALASKA
WINS!
If it takes more than a couple of minutes you're not doing it right.
ReplyDeleteJust looked at the numbers for DC. I'm sure that even a politician takes more than two minutes to screw a nation.
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeleteAlaska. . .1 minnit & 21 sextons, eh?
They must not have surveyed Todd Palin, cause I can't imagine him [or me for that matter] lasting that long with Sarah.
Geo
Two things of note:
ReplyDelete1. They track the length of time, but not the NUMBER of times.
2. Alaska v. New Mexico...think 'age demographics', and relate that back to point #1. There's a lot of retirees down in NM, and a lot of virile 'young bucks' up in Alaska.
Nah, it just means that there's a higher per-capita number of liars in New Mexico. Given the per-capita number of registered Democrats in the state, that sounds plausible.
ReplyDeleteKim
I think their survey would be more accurate if they didn't accept submissions from adolescent boys, with a fresh bottle of hand lotion and the newest Swimsuit edition of Sport Illustrated.
ReplyDeleteExpect next year's numbers to shift significantly, given the number of states that are de-criminalizing pot. Better than viagra ever coulda been. Last for hours.
ReplyDeletehmph. Would take me longer to make him a sandwich.
ReplyDeleteOldWife
So which state came in 57th?
ReplyDeleteSir H the Comet
That would be Yemen.
ReplyDelete"hmph. Would take me longer to make him a sandwich."
ReplyDeleteYou're a good woman lady and I'll bet he knows it.