scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
• I love garage sales. • You look like Jesus' mom on Dec 24th. • Let's call the Imam and ask him if his fridge is running. • I convinced the liberal neighbors not to BBQ pork ribs when we're home because of the fumes.
His life insurance policy was huge. So not do I have a house that doesn't smell like camel vagina, I have enough money to hire a hot butler and a hot pool boy!
I sold all of the kids aluminum baseball bats to an Irish Catholic guy. He said they were having a party for homos at the local Guinness distributor. My husband asked if he could bring some rocks.
"Don't you just love these passion parties?"
ReplyDeleteGo ahead and push the button. We should be far enough away from the blast.
ReplyDeleteWith my new Gillette, my husband says I don't need a burkha.
ReplyDeleteMy husband bought his own crane to help with the public hangings of homosexuals. He's such a godly man.
As soon as my eight year old can operate this phone, I'm giving it to him to be a martyr.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Using a phone at *?! Is he "special"? I'm getting ready for my 8 year old daughter's divorce!
ReplyDeleteAnd then he said, "You're a two hijaber - one for your head and one for mine if I have to take you out in public."
ReplyDelete• I love garage sales.
ReplyDelete• You look like Jesus' mom on Dec 24th.
• Let's call the Imam and ask him if his fridge is running.
• I convinced the liberal neighbors not to BBQ pork ribs when we're home because of the fumes.
By Allah, you look like Carl Sagan!
ReplyDeleteHis life insurance policy was huge. So not do I have a house that doesn't smell like camel vagina, I have enough money to hire a hot butler and a hot pool boy!
ReplyDeleteJust wait until they see what we do with yard sale pressure cookers?
ReplyDeleteA Rabbi, a Priest, and an Imam walk into a bar........
ReplyDeleteI sold all of the kids aluminum baseball bats to an Irish Catholic guy. He said they were having a party for homos at the local Guinness distributor. My husband asked if he could bring some rocks.
ReplyDeleteWe're having little Fatima's clitoris removed on Tuesday. Hahahahaha...she is so excited to finally become a woman.
ReplyDeleteYour little Ahmad has already martyred himself? Kids--they blow up so fast.
ReplyDelete"You're the bomb!" "No, you're the bomb"!
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ReplyDeleteiri got beer all over the place here.
ReplyDeleteWiping up,Boss.
And then I said, "Squeal like a pig, Abdul! And he did! Oink oink oink!"
ReplyDeleteSir H the Comet
"Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Barack Obama?
ReplyDeletePeace Be Upon Him."
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