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Heavenly Rhyme-Off
 Poets Keats and Lord Byron died and Saint Peter said that, sadly, he had but one room for poets in heaven. To determine which one, Saint Peter asked them to write a poem in sixty-seconds using the word Timbuktu. Keats wrote: As
I was walking on the shore
listening to the ocean roar A sailing ship came into view Destination—Timbuktu. Lord Byron wrote As
Tim and I astrolling went,
We spied three maidens in a tent. Since they were three and we were two, I bukt one and Tim bukt two. Harvey
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ReplyDeleteA man with bandy legs walking:
ReplyDeleteKeats:
"O'er hill and dale
Along the road
Cometh a man
With legs a-bowed."
Shakespeare:
"Ye gods! What manner o' man is this
That walks with balls in parenthesis?"
Kim