scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Well those are awfully expensive machines. Why not use the traditional Navajo method. Tie up the prisoner, place his head on a flat rock, then bash his head with a big club?
Head removal device? It's called the guillotine. Quick, 100% effective and cheap. No wonder our oh-so-modern government can't stand the thought of implementing its use here.
Well those are awfully expensive machines. Why not use the traditional Navajo method. Tie up the prisoner, place his head on a flat rock, then bash his head with a big club?
ReplyDeleteThat's brilliant parody.
ReplyDeleteOr …
ReplyDeleteyou could just send 'em to a VA waiting room.
Or …
ReplyDeleteyou could just send 'em over to Planned Parenthood.
I see it as satire
ReplyDeleteI see it as satire
ReplyDeleteCan this be adjusted to remove heads from the rectal area? It could work 24/7 in Washington DC!
ReplyDeleteHead removal device? It's called the guillotine. Quick, 100% effective and cheap. No wonder our oh-so-modern government can't stand the thought of implementing its use here.
ReplyDeleteKim
They need to replace the Capitol Hill barbershop chairs with some of these...
ReplyDeleteDamn you, Rodge. You got my hopes up then I saw the link was to The Onion.
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