scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Well I like the idea of them moving but, I hate to inflict the team owner on Idaho. How about a move to Maryland. They could become the Baltimore Sluts. We could ship the Dallas Cowboys to Virginia and call them Alexandria Hicks.
No, the 'Skins are not moving anywhere - I just need some quick cash and this never fails to --erm I mean never works, so why do I bother? Ya bastids! (:))
Why not just chance the name to the Washington Foreskins? Pretty much everyone there is either a d*ck-head or worse, starting with Harry "D*ck-head" Reid! Most likely folks aren't even going to notice the change!
But the "Foreskins"would have the Jewish ADL upset, wouldn't it? Not to mention most pediatricians [some overlap], who derive income from snipping off the tips of male babies' penises.
So...you're sayin' the team could relocate to Idaho?
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Moving to Idaho would get rid of the offensive part of the team name.
ReplyDeleteWell I like the idea of them moving but, I hate to inflict the team owner on Idaho. How about a move to Maryland. They could become the Baltimore Sluts. We could ship the Dallas Cowboys to Virginia and call them Alexandria Hicks.
ReplyDeleteMy vacuum broke. I put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it.
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I heard the Cowboys had been bought out by a Philippines business conglomerate and they were changing the name to the Manila Folders.
ReplyDeleteNo, the 'Skins are not moving anywhere - I just need some quick cash and this never fails to --erm I mean never works, so why do I bother? Ya bastids! (:))
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain, I tried to get candied squid on a stick going here in Texas.
ReplyDeleteWhy not just chance the name to the Washington Foreskins? Pretty much everyone there is either a d*ck-head or worse, starting with Harry "D*ck-head" Reid! Most likely folks aren't even going to notice the change!
ReplyDeleteBut the "Foreskins"would have the Jewish ADL upset, wouldn't it? Not to mention most pediatricians [some overlap], who derive income from snipping off the tips of male babies' penises.
ReplyDeleteThe joke when I lived in the DC area is that the team would relocate to Dumfries-Manassas and be renamed the Dumbasses.
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